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#1 Ossi Vaananen

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:24 PM

This thread is dedicated to making yo momma jokes towards Gary Bettman. It's not mature or even effective but it feels good.

Bettman, yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

Bettman, yo mama so short she models for trophies.

Bettman, yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Bettman, yo mama's nose so big she makes pinochio look like a cat.

Let's hear your's.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:29 PM

Bettman, yo mama's breath smells so bad, it smells like skunk farted in her mouth!




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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:30 PM

Betman, yo mama's so stupid, she decided to give berth to the worst commish ever in all of pro sports
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:32 PM

Mr. Bettman...



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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:32 PM

I always liked this "Yo Mama" joke, so here goes.

Bettman, yo' mama so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil.


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#6 Ossi Vaananen

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:39 PM

^ that's a good one.

Bettman, yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:40 PM

Betman, yo mama's so stupid, she decided to give berth to the worst commish ever in all of pro sports


something about fat..... give a wide berth..... I dunno

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 01 September 2012 - 02:02 PM

Bettman's mama so fat she don' even fit inside the trapezoid

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 02:05 PM

Bettman, yo mama so hairy sasquatch started taking snapshots.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 02:26 PM

yo mama so stupid she booked a appointment with dr.pepper.

yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor abuse her butt had a crack in it
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 02:48 PM

Finally! A thread that is as mature as me!

Bettman, U MOMO R GIVE BJ ON STREET @ NITE 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 03:31 PM

Finally! A thread that is as mature as me!

Bettman, U MOMO R GIVE BJ ON STREET @ NITE 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111


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I agree, stupid childish thread.
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 03:33 PM

Bettman, yo mama so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 05:25 PM

Bettman, yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 08:35 PM

Beetman, yo mumma soe phat shi hus to waer larj clows.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 08:54 PM

you guys are killing me
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 10:40 PM

Bettman, yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Posted 02 September 2012 - 03:19 AM

Bettman yo mama so fat she has a glass eye with a fish in it!!!

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Posted 02 September 2012 - 08:55 AM

yo bettman your momma so fat, she's the same height laying down as she is standing up.

yo bettman your momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out.
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#20 Ossi Vaananen

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:06 PM

Bettman, yo mama so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 02:22 PM

Bettman, yo momma so fat she has no chance of escaping me.

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:04 PM

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a XMas tree. Everyone hangs balls on her.

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a squirrel. She always got nuts in her mouth.

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a turtle. once she's on her back she's $%&#*@.

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a a bag of chips. Free-to-lay.

And Gary......yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
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