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Ossi Vaananen

The Gary Bettman Yo Mama thread.

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This thread is dedicated to making yo momma jokes towards Gary Bettman. It's not mature or even effective but it feels good.

Bettman, yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

Bettman, yo mama so short she models for trophies.

Bettman, yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Bettman, yo mama's nose so big she makes pinochio look like a cat.

Let's hear your's.

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Bettman, yo mama's breath smells so bad, it smells like skunk farted in her mouth!

Krispy Kreme fans will get it.

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I always liked this "Yo Mama" joke, so here goes.

Bettman, yo' mama so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil.

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^ that's a good one.

Bettman, yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

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Betman, yo mama's so stupid, she decided to give berth to the worst commish ever in all of pro sports

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Bettman's mama so fat she don' even fit inside the trapezoid

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Bettman, yo mama so hairy sasquatch started taking snapshots.

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yo mama so stupid she booked a appointment with dr.pepper.

yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor abuse her butt had a crack in it

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Finally! A thread that is as mature as me!

Bettman, U MOMO R GIVE BJ ON STREET @ NITE 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

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Finally! A thread that is as mature as me!

Bettman, U MOMO R GIVE BJ ON STREET @ NITE 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

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Bettman, yo mama so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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Bettman, yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back.

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Beetman, yo mumma soe phat shi hus to waer larj clows.

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you guys are killing me

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yo bettman your momma so fat, she's the same height laying down as she is standing up.

yo bettman your momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out.

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Bettman, yo mama so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

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