luckylager Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Coach for a day, huh... Full scrimmage all day. I'd put an electro shock collar on Kes and zap him every time dives or should've passed. Collar the twins too, but shock em when they should've shot. Teach Mayray how to shoot before he crashes into the goalie at 50km, same with Booth. Though they've definitely improved, sew Burr and Lappy's mouths shut. Ensure Edler will never be forced to play right D except on the PP. Tie AV to a chair and force him to talk to his players every 10mins or so. Teach Hansen how to lay an elbow so if he gets suspended, it was worth it. Don't let either of our goalies play the puck behind the net ever again. ( I guess on the PP is ok) Tell all the players: YOU CAN AND WILL WIN THE GODDAM CUP FOR THE FANS, CITY AND YOURSELVES! GO CANUCKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolwut? Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 You guys are dumb. Whats wrong with our coach back to back Presidents isnt enough,missed the Big trophey by 1 game. Worst fans anywhere. Lou,run get as far away from this as you can. Vancouver fans the rotten, spoiled child we all wanna slap, you young punks dont remember the dry times, try being a fan in the 80's. Dumb, we need a new coach, our goalies suck, You spoiled undeserving fans suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB007 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Don't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xur Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Yeah other. Right now if anything I would change line composition based on the period and use the players to their strengths more. Try any experiments now, and look for permanent replacement for Weise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB007 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Get Alberts and Barker and maybe even Vandermeer some game time before game 7 of the SCF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdc Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Easy first thing I'd do tell each player to take off their jerseys grab a sharpie and sign them. Take those jerseys home with me and let someone smarter than me coach them. Then maybe use my new found power to score free season tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogbyte Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I would bench myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryten Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I would make Bowness the newest assistant to the equipment manager and take over handling the D myself. Those sticks aren't goin' to tape themselves, Bones!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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