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#1 Guest_Gumballthechewy_*

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 04:58 PM

I think I screwed up! Bad! I'm sitting in a girls bedroom and when I turned off the lights its like having my skin peeled off but more painful! Pandas are melting everywhere! The girl kicked me out her room and I went downstairs and molested her dad and smaked her mom. Then the police came and I ran. It was raining bacon grease! I knocked over Chris Tucker and killed him as I ran, and had to shoot 15 police men and 30 various other bystanders.

I am now barricaded in a hotel room with enough food, ammo and hard drugs to last through the weekend, but what am I going to do!?!?

Help me out, I'm in a real predicament!!!

#2 Wilbur

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 05:16 PM

Hire Terry Gilliam to film your life story.

#3 Guest_Gumballthechewy_*

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:39 PM

I think he was one of the bystanders that I shot...

#4 DDuncan

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:10 PM

Lube yourself with bacon grease and run for it. You might not be able to out run them but they won't be able to hold onto ya because you'll be all lubed up. Then proceed to build a tree house where you will live and become king of a new ecosystem.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:19 PM

Best.
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EVAR!

#6 Scott Hartnell's Mane

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:28 PM

You should put down the PCP and exit the room...very slowly. And pay no mind to the Cosmic Hippopotamus sitting on the sofa...he pays his part of the rent.

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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


#7 Guest_Gumballthechewy_*

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:33 PM

That fat b****** may pay his rent on time but he keeps eating all my Doritos!!

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:36 PM

You should tell your old friend The Iron Sheik to back you up and beat the f*** out of the cops and that jabroni Hollywood blonde the Hulk Hogan.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:56 PM

You're right! Get you're whompin' stick oiled up!

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 09:12 AM

I'd be careful using the hard drugs. Halucinations start after 12 hours. Barracade yourself in, get some sleep while you can. If they find you they will surround the room. Wear your bullet proof vest and fight your way to freedom. Good luck my son.
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Posted 16 March 2013 - 09:22 AM

I think I screwed up! Bad! I'm sitting in a girls bedroom and when I turned off the lights its like having my skin peeled off but more painful! Pandas are melting everywhere! The girl kicked me out her room and I went downstairs and molested her dad and smaked her mom. Then the police came and I ran. It was raining bacon grease! I knocked over Chris Tucker and killed him as I ran, and had to shoot 15 police men and 30 various other bystanders.

I am now barricaded in a hotel room with enough food, ammo and hard drugs to last through the weekend, but what am I going to do!?!?

Help me out, I'm in a real predicament!!!

You are either this guy:
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Or this one:
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Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:27 PM

You are either this guy:
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Or this one:
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Both.

At the same time.

With a little bit of this guy thrown in for good measure:

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Edited by Gumballthechewy, 17 March 2013 - 09:22 AM.


#13 Gross-Misconduct

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:28 PM

I want to help you. But you have to help me help you. Just tell me what hotel your at and what name your checked in as. Then we can go from there.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:29 PM

I like doing mad libs too :P
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:15 AM

I want to help you. But you have to help me help you. Just tell me what hotel your at and what name your checked in as. Then we can go from there.


I'm at the Holiday Inn on Howe street and I'm checked in as Timothy Leary.

#16 MikeyBoy44

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 05:11 PM

Was this reply fast enough?
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 05:24 PM

Hire Terry Gilliam to film your life story.


Oh, good reference

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:25 PM

whip it out and as everyone is immobilized, run for the border for some gorditas.
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