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I think I screwed up! Bad! I'm sitting in a girls bedroom and when I turned off the lights its like having my skin peeled off but more painful! Pandas are melting everywhere! The girl kicked me out her room and I went downstairs and molested her dad and smaked her mom. Then the police came and I ran. It was raining bacon grease! I knocked over Chris Tucker and killed him as I ran, and had to shoot 15 police men and 30 various other bystanders.

I am now barricaded in a hotel room with enough food, ammo and hard drugs to last through the weekend, but what am I going to do!?!?

Help me out, I'm in a real predicament!!!

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I think he was one of the bystanders that I shot...

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Lube yourself with bacon grease and run for it. You might not be able to out run them but they won't be able to hold onto ya because you'll be all lubed up. Then proceed to build a tree house where you will live and become king of a new ecosystem.

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That fat b****** may pay his rent on time but he keeps eating all my Doritos!!

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You're right! Get you're whompin' stick oiled up!

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I'd be careful using the hard drugs. Halucinations start after 12 hours. Barracade yourself in, get some sleep while you can. If they find you they will surround the room. Wear your bullet proof vest and fight your way to freedom. Good luck my son.

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I think I screwed up! Bad! I'm sitting in a girls bedroom and when I turned off the lights its like having my skin peeled off but more painful! Pandas are melting everywhere! The girl kicked me out her room and I went downstairs and molested her dad and smaked her mom. Then the police came and I ran. It was raining bacon grease! I knocked over Chris Tucker and killed him as I ran, and had to shoot 15 police men and 30 various other bystanders.

I am now barricaded in a hotel room with enough food, ammo and hard drugs to last through the weekend, but what am I going to do!?!?

Help me out, I'm in a real predicament!!!

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Guest Gumballthechewy

You are either this guy:

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Or this one:

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I want to help you. But you have to help me help you. Just tell me what hotel your at and what name your checked in as. Then we can go from there.

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I want to help you. But you have to help me help you. Just tell me what hotel your at and what name your checked in as. Then we can go from there.

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Hire Terry Gilliam to film your life story.

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