Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I think I screwed up! Bad! I'm sitting in a girls bedroom and when I turned off the lights its like having my skin peeled off but more painful! Pandas are melting everywhere! The girl kicked me out her room and I went downstairs and molested her dad and smaked her mom. Then the police came and I ran. It was raining bacon grease! I knocked over Chris Tucker and killed him as I ran, and had to shoot 15 police men and 30 various other bystanders. I am now barricaded in a hotel room with enough food, ammo and hard drugs to last through the weekend, but what am I going to do!?!? Help me out, I'm in a real predicament!!! Link to comment
Wilbur Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Hire Terry Gilliam to film your life story. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 I think he was one of the bystanders that I shot... Link to comment
DDuncan Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Lube yourself with bacon grease and run for it. You might not be able to out run them but they won't be able to hold onto ya because you'll be all lubed up. Then proceed to build a tree house where you will live and become king of a new ecosystem. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Best. Idea. EVAR! Link to comment
Scott Hartnell's Mane Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 You should put down the PCP and exit the room...very slowly. And pay no mind to the Cosmic Hippopotamus sitting on the sofa...he pays his part of the rent. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 That fat b****** may pay his rent on time but he keeps eating all my Doritos!! Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 You should tell your old friend The Iron Sheik to back you up and beat the f*** out of the cops and that jabroni Hollywood blonde the Hulk Hogan. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 You're right! Get you're whompin' stick oiled up! Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I'd be careful using the hard drugs. Halucinations start after 12 hours. Barracade yourself in, get some sleep while you can. If they find you they will surround the room. Wear your bullet proof vest and fight your way to freedom. Good luck my son. Link to comment
Crom! Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I think I screwed up! Bad! I'm sitting in a girls bedroom and when I turned off the lights its like having my skin peeled off but more painful! Pandas are melting everywhere! The girl kicked me out her room and I went downstairs and molested her dad and smaked her mom. Then the police came and I ran. It was raining bacon grease! I knocked over Chris Tucker and killed him as I ran, and had to shoot 15 police men and 30 various other bystanders. I am now barricaded in a hotel room with enough food, ammo and hard drugs to last through the weekend, but what am I going to do!?!? Help me out, I'm in a real predicament!!! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 You are either this guy: Or this one: Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I want to help you. But you have to help me help you. Just tell me what hotel your at and what name your checked in as. Then we can go from there. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I want to help you. But you have to help me help you. Just tell me what hotel your at and what name your checked in as. Then we can go from there. Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Was this reply fast enough? Link to comment
:D Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Hire Terry Gilliam to film your life story. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 whip it out and as everyone is immobilized, run for the border for some gorditas. Link to comment
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