Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Ok, so my bush is starting to get a little overgrown and I was wondering if anyone here has pruned a bush before. What kind of tools would I need and how would I go about it. I don't want to strip it bare, just trim it down to a manageable level, something my girlfriend would like, she likes gardening and wants it trimmed but she won't do it and I've never done it before and I don't want to screw it up and make it look funny. Link to comment
Hugemanskost Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Bahahahaha! Burning bush... sounds uncomfortable! Close your eyes and listen... I lol'ed! Link to comment
PlayStation Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Your girlfriends ordering you around and wears the pants in the relationship? Bro let her go. Maybe if you had the pants on, she wouldnt have something to complain about. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Your girlfriends ordering you around and wears the pants in the relationship? Bro let her go. Maybe if you had the pants on, she wouldnt have something to complain about. Link to comment
PlayStation Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Just have another women come over to your house and check out your yard, and show your girlfriend how its done, so next time she'll either know how. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Bahahahaha! Burning bush... sounds uncomfortable! Close your eyes and listen... I lol'ed! Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 just don't do anything else at the same time.. you really do need to pay attention to what you snip snip Link to comment
Argon Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 doing the base of the tree is the hardest. Those low laying branches are a bitch, you screw those up and its a mess Link to comment
Hugemanskost Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 This topic, "Pruning My Bush", would make a great Saturday Night Live skit, no? Along the lines of the "Schwetty Balls" skit? Link to comment
CIA Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Depends on how bushy it is. Trim it down with a trimmer or small pair of scissors. Then, use the trimmer to cut down to the desired length. Use a razor to get really creative. Don't rush it. You're welcome. Link to comment
The Hornet Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 This guy might be able to help you out with your bush problem: Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 This topic, "Pruning My Bush", would make a great Saturday Night Live skit, no? Along the lines of the "Schwetty Balls" skit? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 But look at his wonderful bush creations! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDOvMb6pSlo Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 First of all don't use scissors. Use a hair or beard trimmer. Then take it slow. No need to rush. But remember once you start doing it, you will need to keep doing it for the rest of your life. Link to comment
Gustavo Fring Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Have you thought about a design? Ladies who work on the garden these days love the thoughtful designs. Designs are in gumball. One time I did one as a pokeball it was hilarious all the ladies loved it. Link to comment
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