Salo'sBomb Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Hahaha Andrew Andrews and John Johnson Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 I've just finished simming everyone up to ten years old, and I only have to say one thing about it: Someone is having a very bad time. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 John Johnson. Damn my parents. ^ And I'm guessing it's hansen36. Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 inb4 I was sold into underground Danish drug cartels for sex slavery. Link to comment
Dion Phaneuf Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Dirty money or the taco business Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 10 Year Old Update: We Have Our First Goiter! User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Father has died from prostate cancer, you decided to try stealing and succeeded. You have been held back a year in school due to poor academic performance. User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Your father has become an alcoholic, you have a new baby brother. You decided to steal a toy from one of your friends and didn't get caught. User: canucklax Name: Heinrich Geiberger Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Mainz, Germany Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You really didn't do anything at all... User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You didn't do anything, but you also didn't die so I guess it's okay. User: Crom! Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Viltz, Luxemburg Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: New baby sister. You literally did nothing. Classic Crom! Character. User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Survived 3 cases of the measles in 3 years. Mother is clinically depressed, she also has the sexiest goiter in all of Albania. User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: Goiter. Special Notes: You survived the measels, and you have a sexy goiter. You have been held back a year in school because you're an idiot. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You didn't do very much. You didn't study for school, but you still get okay marks. User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You did some Muslim things, such as not eating pork. User: Argon Name: Frank Mueller Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Zurich, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Nothing happened to you, oh well. User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Your mother committed suicide, your father is now diabetic. You have been held back two years in school due to terrible academic performance. Your family has essentially moved to the slums, as your father cannot support the family on his garbage collectors wage. User: Tom Sestito Name: Andrew Andrews Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Edmonton, Canada Type: Passive Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You suffered two cases of food poisoning in two years, you have been held back a year in school. Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Such is life in socialist Denmark Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Such is life in socialist Denmark Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 So I'm simming everyone to 15 right now. We have our first homosexual, guess who it is? Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 10 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Your father has become an alcoholic, you have a new baby brother. You decided to steal a toy from one of your friends and didn't get caught. Link to comment
canucklax Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Jesus Jensen's family hit the fan. Not doing anything sounds really good in comparison Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Jesus Jensen's family hit the fan. Not doing anything sounds really good in comparison Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 So I'm simming everyone to 15 right now. We have our first homosexual, guess who it is? Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 So I'm simming everyone to 15 right now. We have our first homosexual, guess who it is? Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Ulv Aas sounds slightly homosexual. Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Born on the Greek side of Cyprus and I end up Muslim... odd. I will never appreciate the taste of peameal bacon. That is sad. Poor Orkun. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 15 Year Old Update: Who's The Only Gay In The Village? User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Trade School Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You're dating a woman named Sigrid. You have left high school early in order to pursue trade school. User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Trade School Student Health Issues: Smoker Special Notes: You have taken up smoking because all your friends were doing it. You have tried illegal drugs and alcohol. You have left high school early to begin trade school. User: canucklax Name: Heinrich Geiberger Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Mainz, Germany Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have opted to attempt to finish high school and attempt to get into a university rather than leave early for trade school. You have now tried drinking. User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Trade School Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have left high school in order to go to trade school. User: Crom! Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Viltz, Luxemburg Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Skipped ahead in high school due to amazing grades. Opted not to go to trade school, will try and get into university. User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Trade School Student Health Issues: Smoker Special Notes: Saved your friends life by risking your own. Took up smoking to fit in with your social group. Began trade school. User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Street Vendor Health Issues: Goiter. Special Notes: Held back another two years in school. Dropped out of school, became a street vendor. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have started a homosexual relationship with another boy, he dumped you a year later.. Good new though: You have started a second homosexual relationship with another boy! User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Trade School Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have started trade school, you have also stolen 3 wallets. User: Argon Name: Frank Mueller Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Zurich, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Student Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Opted to try and continue high school rather than go to trade school. User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Metal Worker Health Issues: Stunted Growth Special Notes: Your growth has been stunted from poor diet. Your father has died from a seizure, you are now all alone. As both of your parents are dead, you had to take up a job as a metal worker to support yourself. User: Tom Sestito Name: Andrew Andrews Gender: Male Age: 15 Years Old Born: Edmonton, Canada Type: Passive Job: Trade School Student Health Issues: Infertility, Smoker Special Notes: You stole 13,000 USD at age 12. You have left high school for trade school and taken up smoking. You are infertile. Link to comment
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