Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 There's only 5000 people in Vaduz. There can't be that many gay men to choose from. At this rate you're going to have dated, and been dumped, by them all. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Goddamnit, I'm a salesperson. At least I've acquired a wife. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 P.S. I noticed the characters never seem to move to a different city. Getting a little tired of the Vudaz, Lichtenstein attitudes. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Your character is my favorite right now I think. He commits robberies while hiding under the guise of being a salesman. He uses his company to make shady illegal transactions. In his free time? Copious amounts of narcotics. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 There's only 5000 people in Vaduz. There can't be that many gay men to choose from. At this rate you're going to have dated, and been dumped, by them all. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Someone in here is beating their wife, but I'm not going to say who. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Someone in here is beating their wife, but I'm not going to say who. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 45 Year Old Update: Backdoor Soap Droppers 14 User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Policeman Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: Stole 252,000 kronas and didn't get caught. Your wife refuses to work and you're hemorrhaging money. User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Salesperson Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Dorothy (F) Children: Terry (M), Anna (F) Special Notes: You have given up the use of illegal drugs. You had a son named Terry with Dorothy. You have had a daughter named Anna with Dorothy. Your father has died. Your son has started school. User: canucklax Name: Heinrich Geiberger Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Mainz, Germany Type: Rational Job: Safety Inspector Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Turned down by 8 women in 10 years. User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Mechanic Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Astrid (F) Children: Bjorn (M) Special Notes: Had a son named Bjorn with Astrid. Your mother has died. User: Crom! Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Viltz, Luxemburg Type: Rational Job: Professional Musician Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Claudette (F) (Deceased) Special Notes: Your mother has died. Your wife has committed suicide at the age of 44. User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Smoker Spouse: Najmah Special Notes: Attempted to steal money from work while in financial trouble, sentenced to 2 years of probation. Wife was pregnant and had an abortion. Your mother has died. User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Construction Worker Health Issues: Goiter. Spouse: Luz (F) Special Notes: Your wife had two children, both were offered up for adoption. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Information Clerk Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Hans has broken up with you after dating for 6 years. You've been caught attempting to rob a store after your breakup, you've been sentenced to four years in prison (4 years of soap dropping! All right!). Your mother has died. Upon your release from prison you have started dating a man named Helmut. User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Textile Worker Spouse: Yasmin (F) Children: Orkun Jr. (M), Beli (F), Aral (M) Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have had a daughter with Yasmin named Beli. You have had another son with Yasmin, and named him Aral. Your father has died. User: Argon Name: Frank Mueller Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Zurich, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Sociology Graduate Student Health Issues: Diabetes Spouse: Bertha (F) Children: Elsa (F) Special Notes: You have married a woman named Bertha and had a daughter named Elsa with her. Your wife hit you, so you beat her. She proceeded to hit you with a brick, so you beat her again. One year later your wife slapped you, so you beat her again. Your mother and father have died. You are still in school. User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Metal Worker Health Issues: Stunted Growth Special Notes: You have given up using illegal drugs. Link to comment
Dion Phaneuf Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Probably the Mexican? EDIT: I ain't got time for kids Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hopefully something opens up for my guy, an opportunity or something, hes moderately successful at having a normal life but Damn is he boring. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hopefully something opens up for my guy, an opportunity or something, hes moderately successful at having a normal life but Damn is he boring. Link to comment
Crom! Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 My wife committed suicide. On the plus side, I'll probably write some great music after that. Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 How is Argon STILL in school at 45... Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Your character is too busy banging Yasmin to do anything Link to comment
Salo'sBomb Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Upon your release from prison you have started dating a man named Helmut. lol Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 How is Argon STILL in school at 45... Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 This is pretty much how I picture Hans Herzog: Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 It has to be a glitch, it just has to be. His wife is supporting both of them, and all he does is beat her and spend money. Horrible. Link to comment
Dion Phaneuf Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Need to find a hot latina Link to comment
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