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[Game] CDC Life Simulation: Round One

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Special Notes: You have started a homosexual relationship with another boy, he dumped you a year later.. Good new though: You have started a second homosexual relationship with another boy!

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One of the least offensive memes on this subject I could find.

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Special Notes: You have started a homosexual relationship with another boy, he dumped you a year later.. Good new though: You have started a second homosexual relationship with another boy!

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One of the least offensive means on this subject I could find.

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so I guess I'm not in trades school :bigblush:

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Why does this game tease me like that? If my mom has a goiter, I want one too.

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Why does this game tease me like that? If my mom has a goiter, I want one too.

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Looks like I'm a future alcoholic and college drop out, might as well just be this guy1484419-fry_of_futurama_philip_j_fry_9424604_400_320.jpg

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The 20 year old update is going to be the most interesting one so far. Lmao.

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C'mon Lax, it's Philip J. Fry.

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20 Year Old Update: Will Kaz Get His Goiter?

User: Susraiders

Name: Mats Sundberg

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Halmstad, Sweden

Type: Needy/Greedy

Job: Policeman

Health Issues: N/A

Spouse: Singrid (F)

Special Notes: Married to Singrid! Drafted into the military and reported for duty. Completed two terms (re-enlisted for one extra term) then left the military and became a policeman!

User: Scottish Canuck

Name: John Johnson

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Brisbane, Australia

Type: Passive/Greedy

Job: Salesperson

Health Issues: Smoker

Special Notes: Graduated trade school and began a career as a salesperson. Suffered with alcoholism for a while, but recovered.

User: canucklax

Name: Heinrich Geiberger

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Mainz, Germany

Type: Rational

Job: Military

Health Issues: N/A

Special Notes: Graduated high school, but failed the university entrance exam. As you were not in university, you were drafted into the military. As you have no real job prospects, you have chosen to continue to re-enlist in the military for a third tour of duty. It is the highest paying job available to you at this moment.

User: Salo'sBomb

Name: Ulv Aas

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Oslo, Norway

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Cabinet Maker

Health Issues: N/A

Spouse: Astrid (F)

Special Notes: You graduated trade school and earned a job as a stone cutter. However, you were then drafted into the military and tried to buy your way out. The official did on accept your bribe, and you had to do your service. You married a woman named Astrid while in the military. After completing your mandatory service, you let the military and became a cabinet maker by trade.

User: Crom!

Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Viltz, Luxemburg

Type: Rational

Job: Professional Musician

Health Issues: N/A

Special Notes: Though you considered attending university, you've managed to find work as a professional musician and have chosen to skip higher education. Your father has passed away from stomach cancer.

User: Kazmanian Devil

Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Fier, Albania

Type: Rational

Job: Military

Health Issues: Smoker

Special Notes: You failed out of trade school due to poor academic performance. You were then drafted into the military. You have been recognized as one of the hardest working military employees and given a 3% pay raise.

User: The Phaneuf Train

Name: Adolfo Ximenez

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Puebla, Mexico

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Construction Worker

Health Issues: Goiter.

Special Notes: Drafted into the military. Attempted to make a 10,000 peso investment with a shady dealer and was scammed. You completed your tour of duty in the military and became a construction worker.

User: nuckin_futz

Name: Hans Herzog

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Information Clerk

Health Issues: N/A

Special Notes: You have failed the university entrance exam, but have started a job as an information clerk. Your boyfriend has dumped you.

User: knoxdown

Name: Orkun Tural

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Paphos, Cyprus

Type: Rational/Greedy

Job: Military

Health Issues: N/A

Special Notes: You have flunked out of trade school and been drafted into the military.

User: Argon

Name: Frank Mueller

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Zurich, Switzerland

Type: Rational

Job: Sociology Student

Health Issues: Diabetes

Special Notes: You have been accepted to your university's sociology program! You have been diagnosed with diabetes.

User: Hansen 36

Name: Valdemeer Jensen

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Ribe, Denmark

Type: Rational

Job: Metal Worker

Health Issues: Stunted Growth

Special Notes: You were in a financial bind and chose to steel 100,000 kroner from your work. You did not get caught.

User: Tom Sestito

Name: Andrew Andrews

Gender: Male

Age: 20 Years Old

Born: Edmonton, Canada

Type: Passive

Job: Manufacturing Laborer

Health Issues: Infertility, Smoker

Special Notes: You have graduated trade school. No trades wanted to hire you, so you were forced to take a job as a manufacturing laborer.

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Man, Valdemeer just is s**t outta luck. His dad probably had a seizure when he saw the prices at Denmark's McDonalds:

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20 Kroners for Chicken Salsa Cheese?!

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Man, Valdemeer just is s**t outta luck. His dad probably had a seizure when he saw the prices at Denmark's McDonalds:

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20 Kroners for Chicken Salsa Cheese?!

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Military? I'm now qualified as an expert on Deadliest Warrior.

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I was just converting all your net worths at 20 years old into USD, Hansen 36 has the highest net-worth :lol:

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