nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Special Notes: Started dating a man named Jurgen. He dumped you after a single year, and you started dating a new man named Max. He dumped you after two years. You have taken illegal drugs. ******************************** Well on the bright side I managed to see my 25th birthday without dying. So I have been dumped by 4 dudes? Geez, I get more ass than a public toilet. Ba Dum Tiss. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Special Notes: Started dating a man named Jurgen. He dumped you after a single year, and you started dating a new man named Max. He dumped you after two years. You have taken illegal drugs. ******************************** Well on the bright side I managed to see my 25th birthday without dying. So I have been dumped by 4 dudes? Geez, I get more ass than a public toilet. Ba Dum Tiss. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 You had the opportunity to use Eminem lyrics like the trend has been in CMN and you didn't even do it. "Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And I get more ass than a toilet seat" Okay, it's Nate Dogg, but it's on an Eminem song. It would have worked better if your character had the drug problem too. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Sorry BM. I'm still distraught after getting dumped for the 4th time and not quite myself. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Alright gents, I have an evening class to go to and then I'm going to my friends house for the game (I think). Possibly 1-2 more updates for tonight and then it's paused until Sunday/Monday. Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 So who is going to have the worst midnight crisis guys? My guy has been quite boring so far, but Yasmin sounds hot. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 We have our first death of the sim. Edit: I'm back because my class was cancelled. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 If it's not the obvious suggestion (Hansen 36), then I bet it's me. Died by gunshot wound after attempting to rob a bank. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 35 Year Old Update: Rest in Peace You Glorious Bastard User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Policeman Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: Nothing. You just kept your shoulders up and worked. User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Salesperson Health Issues: Drug Addiction Spouse: Dorothy (F) Special Notes: You managed to quit smoking! You have married a woman named Dorothy. You have become addicted to drugs, and have stolen 100,000 Australian Dollars. User: canucklax Name: Heinrich Geiberger Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Mainz, Germany Type: Rational Job: Safety Inspector Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Your mother has died. In financial desperation you were forced to steal 92,000 Euros. You were not caught. User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Mechanic Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Astrid (F) Special Notes: Nothing really, your wife almost died but she's okay. User: Crom! Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Viltz, Luxemburg Type: Rational Job: Professional Musician Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Claudette (F) Special Notes: Your wife has been diagnosed with Scizophrenia. User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Smoker Spouse: Najmah Special Notes: Retired from the military at age 33 and took a job as a salesperson. Married a woman named Najmah. User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Construction Worker Health Issues: Goiter. Spouse: Luz (F) Special Notes: Nothing. Still rocking that sexy goiter though. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Information Clerk Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Started dating a young man named Karl, he dumped you after two years. Started dating another man named Hans. User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Textile Worker Spouse: Yasmin (F) Children: Orkun Jr. (M) Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Your mother died. You had a son named Orkun Jr. With Yasmin. User: Argon Name: Frank Mueller Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Zurich, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Sociology Graduate Student Health Issues: Diabetes Special Notes: You are still in school somehow. User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 35 Years Old Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Metal Worker Health Issues: Stunted Growth, Drug Addiction Special Notes: You were an alcoholic for a few years, but stopped drinking. You did remain a drug addict. You were engaged to a woman named Helga, but she broke it off. User: Tom Sestito Name: Andrew Andrews Gender: Male Age: 33 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Edmonton, Canada Type: Passive Job: Manufacturing Labourer Health Issues: Infertility, Smoker, Drug Addicted Special Notes: You have died in an accident at home at the age of 33. Your net worth was 25,000 USD. Rest in Peace Andrew Andrews Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hans Herzog is a bit of a whore. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hans Herzog is a bit of a whore. Link to comment
Dion Phaneuf Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Not involved in the drug cartel GOITER !! Link to comment
susraiders Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Mats Sundberg has a boring life. He stole once as a child and was married by 20, but that's it. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Mats Sundberg has a boring life. He stole once as a child and was married by 20, but that's it. Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 First to have a kid Little Narcissistic naming it Orkun Jr., no health issues though either, maybe I'll win longest life. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Goddamnit, I'm a salesperson. At least I've acquired a wife. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Goddamnit, I'm a salesperson. At least I've acquired a wife. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hans Herzog is a bit of a whore. Link to comment
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