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#91 BananaMash

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:07 PM

The 20 year old update is going to be the most interesting one so far. Lmao.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:08 PM

C'mon Lax, it's Philip J. Fry.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:10 PM

C'mon Lax, it's Philip J. Fry.


Wow that's my bad, our tv hasn't had futurama in months, I'm getting rusty
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#94 BananaMash

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:12 PM

20 Year Old Update: Will Kaz Get His Goiter?

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:13 PM

Man, Valdemeer just is s**t outta luck. His dad probably had a seizure when he saw the prices at Denmark's McDonalds:
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20 Kroners for Chicken Salsa Cheese?!
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:15 PM

Man, Valdemeer just is s**t outta luck. His dad probably had a seizure when he saw the prices at Denmark's McDonalds:
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20 Kroners for Chicken Salsa Cheese?!


20 Kroners is only like $3.40.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:15 PM

AND THE LUCK IS BACK
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:16 PM

20 Kroners is only like $3.40.


That is like $3.40 too much
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:17 PM

Military? I'm now qualified as an expert on Deadliest Warrior.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:19 PM

I was just converting all your net worths at 20 years old into USD, Hansen 36 has the highest net-worth :lol:
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:20 PM

I was like "diabetes :(" then I saw sesito was infertile and didn't feel as bad lol
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:21 PM

I was like "diabetes :(" then I saw sesito was infertile and didn't feel as bad lol


You poor guy. Accepted into sociology, and then you go and get diabetes. :(
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:23 PM

What am I doing with my sim life? Musician? C'mon man.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:24 PM

Man didn't even make it to college drop out, time to play some Call of Duty:Real Life edition
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:30 PM

What am I doing with my sim life? Musician? C'mon man.


Your name is Wolfgang, I'm not sure what you expected.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:31 PM

Most of us have been in the military at some point... I'm just a smoking former alcoholic.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:34 PM

Most of us have been in the military at some point... I'm just a smoking former alcoholic.


And you're a salesperson. Essentially you're what every parent doesn't want their child to be.

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:35 PM

Most of us have been in the military at some point... I'm just a smoking former alcoholic.


I'm a midget former drug baby who had to steal 18 grand from his work to survive hahah
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:41 PM

I'm a midget former drug baby who had to steal 18 grand from his work to survive hahah



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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:52 PM

Sales is a noble profession...
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 04:53 PM

Sales is a noble profession...


That's exactly what I'd expect to hear... FROM A SALESMAN!

Dun dun duuuunnnnn
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:01 PM

That's exactly what I'd expect to hear... FROM A SALESMAN!

Dun dun duuuunnnnn

he's trying to sell you on that :bigblush:
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:03 PM

he's trying to sell you on that :bigblush:


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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:16 PM

I was like "diabetes :(" then I saw sesito was infertile and didn't feel as bad lol


My character is both fertile AND gay. What do I do with that?

When I selected "sexilitious" gay wasn't exactly what I had in mind. lol

Sexilitious: Gives a character higher appearance and happiness statistics, but lower intelligence.

So I am dumb and my good looks have got me dumped by 2 dudes.

FML
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:20 PM

Wow I just started my own in RL2007 and Im a kid from Puerto Rico and my mom beat me a couple times every year until I moved out and then married a woman and my wife kept on hitting me with bricks..
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:27 PM

My character is both fertile AND gay. What do I do with that?

When I selected "sexilitious" gay wasn't exactly what I had in mind. lol

Sexilitious: Gives a character higher appearance and happiness statistics, but lower intelligence.

So I am dumb and my good looks have got me dumped by 2 dudes.

FML


I'm just about to sim your character up to 25. Let's hope more funny things happen.

Nuckin_Futz is totally going to make the allstar game if we ever have one. His characters are classic.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:32 PM

My character is both fertile AND gay. What do I do with that?

When I selected "sexilitious" gay wasn't exactly what I had in mind. lol

Sexilitious: Gives a character higher appearance and happiness statistics, but lower intelligence.

So I am dumb and my good looks have got me dumped by 2 dudes.

FML


You know what they say about most good looking guys
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:38 PM

25 Year Old Update: Nuckin_Futz and the Lichtenstein Sausage Fest

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:42 PM

Oh the irony haha

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:44 PM

Oh the irony haha


I have this feeling you will be very much in a contender for the Shattered Mirror Trophy.
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