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  1. Shift-4

    Pfft!

  2. Shift-4

    You's just jealous :P

  3. Shift-4

    I wanna know what you said

  4. Shift-4
    Has been ignoring all my sig worthy contributions.
  5. Shift-4

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Ohhhh, I get it. You're too cool to respond. Like I said, you're an idiot.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I think I heard a murmur

    4. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      That's just the last beatings of the bird's fledgling heart. I kicked the bastard right in the beak. That'll teach it to take my worm.

  6. Shift-4

    Egads! Has he been cheating on me?

  7. Shift-4

    The thread wasn't sexist at all.

  8. Shift-4

    We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Are you drunk already?

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Or still?

    4. Captain Bob

      Captain Bob

      I wish, but no and no.

  9. Shift-4

    I am certain 1/2 are by mistake :)

  10. Shift-4

    Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Good thing? No way dude, it had tonight's winning ticket on it. But you let it go by you, fall to the floor, and now inane's probably going to pick it up. We're all doomed.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      What the heck are you doing throwing away a winning ticket!?

    4. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      The lottery is for suckers. ;)

  11. Shift-4

    It’s not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I am so glad a Babe used that line on me and not NCF :)

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Whatever Shift...you know you wanted it.

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      lol

  12. Shift-4
    You know what is sad? The 'we just signed Shirokov' thread is longer than this one.
  13. Shift-4

    It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Except in my case, when the surprise comes in the form of looking in the mirror and realizing I've lost even MORE hair.

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      That's not surprising for me anymore :(

  14. Shift-4

    A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Just ask the Kings of Leon. 'cept, I think that bassist kinda liked it.

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      lol - never even thought of that.

  15. Shift-4

    Someone negged the + you gave me regarding death sticks - HEATHENS!

  16. Shift-4

    :)

    Can't give you a + so will have to give you a :)

  17. Shift-4

    lurker alert!!!!!!

    :)

  18. Shift-4

    The + is the red button, right?

  19. Shift-4

    I have decided to set aside a reasonable quota of '+'s for you each day. It is too difficult for me to continue knowing I have more than you. Surely the ones I have received were misplaced. I would like your input on what a reasonable per day quota would be.

  20. Shift-4

    In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Well, definitely not golf courses when I'm on them. :)

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      "I dare say my good sir, that IS a fine pair of slacks. And where did you get those sho...AH F@CK! I SLICED THAT BITCH YET AGAIN!"

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      When did you see me play?

  21. Shift-4

    lol - I guess we all have to be talented at something.

  22. Shift-4

    Nooooooooooo :D

  23. Shift-4

    Where? Who? When?

  24. Shift-4

    Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I'm still going to try :D

    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      *Oh, we're busy doing nothing, working the whole day through, trying to find lots of things not to do!*

  25. Shift-4
    :)
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