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  1. Please tell me you didn't have to google my quote

  2. http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447 And I thought my play from the rough caused problems...
  3. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      One question: do you need... someone, or do you need me?... Forget it, I don't really care.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      you could always live in an igloo, catch fish and game with your bare hands and eat them raw....yum yum.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      okay, i understand now...your a movie buff extraordinaire......king of the golden screen....great idea.

  4. lol

    You reminded me of a time I thoroughly enjoyed being called an a-hole.

    I was responsible for the office lottery pool. One time the weekly update fell on Apr 1. Sent out email with subject of WE WON. Gave a lengthy BS description in the body of how I found out about the numbers, how I reacted, etc they threw the April Fools at the bottom after a bunch of white space. Yep - I ...

  5. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Goldstar for Pris

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      That's in my top 5 of all time, btw. A classic. Yaaaaaaaah.

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      My favourite from the movie is:

      You see something there Margie.

      No - I just think I'm gonna barf.

  6. Thats what I have been doing pretty much everyday.

  7. Actually I didn't notice your response but yeah I am slooooooooowwwwwww

  8. It's from Tombstone. One of my favourite lines of all time. But it only makes sense if you see the movie.

  9. I'm your Huckleberry. (just seeing if anyone can get it right this time)

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      I don't even know what that means furthur, but kudos...we've hijacked shift yet again.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      You picked a good one SoS! Wish I had remembered it myself. I hate giving credit to a chump like you. :P

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i thought doc said, "i'm here huckleberry".....when johnny ringo thought he was going up against earp.

      it was my favorite line in the movie also....i wear a cap from a mine in our area....it just says huckleberry....cream top and green peak....i like it because of that movie...

  10. If evil lurks in the night can I keep it company during the day?

    1. HighwayToHell
    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      No Shift. I don't trust your version of "company".

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      evil is live, backwards, sideways, i'm not sure

  11. TSN2 is playing Canada - USA Gold Medal Game tonight. I got a good feeling about this one :D

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Damn you NoCup. I bet you think the next time I watch Titanic the boat will still sink!

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Well obviously...

    4. HighwayToHell

      HighwayToHell

      man watch the futurama episode A Flight To Remember.....so much more bearable.

  12. Blegh!

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    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Double blegh!

      (Is this Gaelic for "bleh"? :P)

    3. HighwayToHell

      HighwayToHell

      blegh....you must have tried the repulsive Budweiser Select too....

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      No bug Pris; one might be an improvement though.

      Gaelic BB? Hmmm, perhaps I am inadvertently bilingual. :)

  13. When faced with adversity you have a choice: be bitter, or be better.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      That probably just means I'm more bitter SoS

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      I'd be bitter too if someone as lame as me was better than me. Get your head around THAT, chief.

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      OK I'm all done being bitter - I win

  14. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      I wish I could sleep. I'm on almost a week of no more than 2 hours a night...I'd LOVE to have a nap!

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

    4. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      I think I agree with you there Shi...wait...what? Screw you.

  15. lol - (any other comment wouldn't be right)

  16. oh, and - I would much rather prefer the hug from BB :P

  17. thanks, just tired, feeling a bit unwitty, unfunny

  18. I added you as a friend.

    Deal with it! :D

  19. Man, am I ever tir...ZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      That was far too predictable. I'm disappointed in you.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      :( I will blame my failure on fatigue
    4. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Yeah me too. You really ARE tired.

  20. I added you as friend because I like to live dangerously. :)

  21. Oh. I think that one is goe too.

  22. TSN2 is playing Canada vs Russia from Vancouver 2010 tonight!!! Woohoo!!!! Looking forward to seeing the good guys kick butt again!

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Actually, it IS important. I didn't know it, and I'll have to be sure to PVR it, since it got deleted on me last week.

    3. Venom52

      Venom52

      only game that matters is the gold game, which is tomorrow, right?

    4. Venom52

      Venom52

      Never mind, it is the Slovak game, then the gold game

  23. She said something about dancing and laughing so I said something about having two left feet and putting one in my mouth.

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