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  1. Shift-4

    I have decided to set aside a reasonable quota of '+'s for you each day. It is too difficult for me to continue knowing I have more than you. Surely the ones I have received were misplaced. I would like your input on what a reasonable per day quota would be.

  2. Shift-4

    In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Well, definitely not golf courses when I'm on them. :)

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      "I dare say my good sir, that IS a fine pair of slacks. And where did you get those sho...AH F@CK! I SLICED THAT BITCH YET AGAIN!"

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      When did you see me play?

  3. Shift-4

    lol - I guess we all have to be talented at something.

  4. Shift-4

    Nooooooooooo :D

  5. Shift-4

    Where? Who? When?

  6. Shift-4

    Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I'm still going to try :D

    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      *Oh, we're busy doing nothing, working the whole day through, trying to find lots of things not to do!*

  7. Shift-4
    :)
  8. Shift-4

    Don't fret too much. I have no idea how I got them. Probably accidental.

  9. Shift-4

    As a percentage of total posts you are way ahead of me!

  10. Shift-4

    Thanks for the +1.

    The way I see it though is '-'s from Jersey Shore fans are really '+'s :D

  11. Shift-4

    No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

    1. Canuckette_84

      Canuckette_84

      :( i'll try to hammer that into my brain, thanks.
  12. Shift-4

    So I'd thought I'd work my mojo, right, to counter their mojo, we got cross-mojonations and their heads started exploding, you know.

    1. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      She swung her mojo to the left, then back to the right again, the down-draft of the mojonation caused the warm front to move in and then EVERYTHING exploded! ;-)

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Yeeeaaaahhhh Baby!

  13. Shift-4

    Hey you!

  14. Shift-4

    Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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    2. Prismatic

      Prismatic

      You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter".

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      What makes you think I can spell write in the frist place?

    4. PowerIce

      PowerIce

      I heard somebody say this on FB yesterday...

  15. Shift-4

    Hey you!

  16. Shift-4

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

  17. Shift-4

    is going camping tomorrow - woooohoooooo!

  18. Shift-4

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    1. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      BUT SHIFT THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A PEACE PRIZE LOL

  19. Shift-4

    You have the biggest name ever

  20. Shift-4

    Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

  21. Shift-4
    If you want to be serious about it - get lessons.
  22. Shift-4
    So I really suck at golf - still looking to 'honestly' break 100. But I love it. One thing I have really gotten good at is remembering the good shots. (probably because it is such a short list:lol: ) Tried a new course this weekend. Beautiful course. My best shot was after a reasonable drive on a par 5. I drove the ball over 200 but the ball landed with some trees in the way for my next shot. They were about 40 yards in front of me. I was able to shape the ball (or just use my natural slice) to get the ball around the trees and advance it about another 200 yards with my 3 fairway metal. I won't say how I finished the hole because, like I said, I really suck at golf.
  23. Shift-4

    Golf is 90% mental; the other half is physical.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I'm clearly not lucky enough then

  24. Shift-4

    no,no, no

    I meant like clean out my car :)

  25. Shift-4

    Anything? lol

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