Brad Marchand

Wants the Falcons to go 0-16.

Likes to "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Cuts in line with his very unoriginal comments.

Needs to expand their employment boundaries.

Wants Canuckletux to sleep with the fishes.

Was a part of the catastrophic nuclear explosion that knocked out the servers for 8 hours.

Is a foot soldier for the "Go Canucks Go" movement.

You couldn't be more wrong. Check his recent posts. He still hates Burrows.

Wants to break the sound barrier.

Not much. Margaret Cho just loves to make sex jokes (as usual).

Must play for the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Narcissist.

Had a pretty bad day at the ballpark. I'm usually more sharp when posting, but I can't seem to hit any pitches tonight.

What if it's red, orange, green, blue, or black? What do you do then? And I love the explosion part more than the whole nuclear radiation part, Royal.

Loves nuclear science, but not nukes.

If she's 65 or older, but she has to validate her age with ID.

Nearly sent me flying off the road, you came in so fast.

Is oblivious to the terms of the protocol. It doesn't have anything to do with you.

Crossed the boundaries of the established protocol.

Nice photo, Smirnoff. Rightly or wrongly, I absolutely leveled an F-Bomb inside my own home. Nonetheless, it feels better to let it out.

Should be a little more anonymous if you don't want attention.

Who, me Royal? No, I'm just slow.

Most likely hasn't stuck it to any Flames fans.

Shouldn't count on it. There's only one person for him.