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Brad Marchand

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Everything posted by Brad Marchand

  1. Wants to insert a random cylindrical object into that
  2. The ultimatum has passed. Forget it, I don't care.
  3. Fine. Then I'll issue an ultimatum. Accept the terms of your surrender, or prepare for total nuclear annihilation. You have 5 minutes to comply.
  4. Fine, I played a role. Do you want to sign a peace accord? Apply signature below: NoCupForOvie ____________ Deal?
  5. Acts as the peacemaker. You'll never be as good as Lester Pearson. Besides, it was SOS who wanted to do this.
  6. Is gearing up for a fat joke carpet bombing. Let's roll.
  7. Dear Pus-bags, Enough with the fat jokes. You're starting to sound like intolerant fear-mongerers. Signed, Barack Obama.
  8. Has so much mass that they're pulling the Andromeda Galaxy towards us.
  9. Is more of a plush toy than a feared predator.
  10. Where did that come from?! Jumped on the bed and hit their head as a baby?
  11. Smash mailboxes, then. It's always good fun. As long as you avoid the cops. And I'm waiting for Colon D to get this party started.
  12. Do what I used to do. Buy ice cream and go laugh at some hippies.
  13. Farted so hard that the Earth's rotation sped up by a nanosecond.
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