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KING ALBERTS

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  1. boycotting sleep until luongo trade

    1. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      Occupy Sleep 2012!!!

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Lol Poor basurds :(

  2. sick highlights packages man.. im in alberta and can only see the 30 second sportsnet highlights - appreciate it!

  3. we're not screwed without manny... you all seem to forget, the return of ANDREW ALBERTS is on the horizon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. kanucks25

      kanucks25

      AAAAAAAAAH KELLY CLARKSON

    3. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    4. SStamkos91

      SStamkos91

      JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. the only hand that beats a royal flush is Andrew Alberts' fist

    1. BruinsForCup2011

      BruinsForCup2011

      Get serious that's cheating learn poker ;)

    2. Mannimal Hoetruck

      Mannimal Hoetruck

      the only thing that beats a straight is justin bieber

    3. The Situation

      The Situation

      Andrew Alberts once round house kicked a man so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

  5. Andrew Alberts can touch MC Hammer.

    1. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      pretty funny sis

  6. There is no such thing as tornados. Andrew Alberts just hates trailer parks.

    1. HighwayToHell

      HighwayToHell

      nowhere near the dumbest thing I ever heard...you don't hang in CT very much in the summer do ya Ari ;)

    2. HighwayToHell

      HighwayToHell

      she's got the Jack! :P

  7. Andrew Alberts doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

  8. wheres the andrew alberts hate tonight? you guys taking a game off? GOOD THING ANDREW ALBERTS NEVER TAKES A GAME OFF

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    2. BruinsForCup2011

      BruinsForCup2011

      But YOU still suck (King Alberts) lol

    3. EB²

      EB²

      He surprised me !

    4. KING ALBERTS

      KING ALBERTS

      andrew alberts once got bitten by a rattlesnake... after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake finally died

  9. Andrew Alberts is so awesome Andrew Alberts is so awesome

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    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Alberts, stop taking dumb boarding penalties. Keep those hits clean.

    3. Bombastik der Teutone

      Bombastik der Teutone

      do you know about prince albert?

    4. The Situation
  10. Andrew Alberts is so awesome

  11. thanks! i was laughing the whole time i made it, right after his spree of penalties in the playoffs.. lol

  12. ballards a fringe D? the canucks are the only team in the league to not sign tanguay?

    your a joke, and im pretty sure you meant your a penguins "fan"

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