Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks..............".so , why the long face"...............
How do you piss your wife off when making love? ..................Phone her.
Blond walks down the beach with boyfriend. Boyfriend says ......"look , dead pelican " ................Blond looks up and goes" Where"?
Doctor sees a patient tell him he has six months to live. Turns out the patient couldn't pay the bill, doctor give him 6 more months.