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#991 avelanch

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:30 AM

who would win in a fight: Lemmy or God?

God, quite handily i might add.

You're heading into a zombie apocalypse. You get one to take with you: a bear, a beet, or season 3 of Battlestar Galactica on DVD?

False.
Also, a bear. specifically, this bear:
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:54 AM

If you could 'chumba' would you 'wumba'?
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:57 AM

If you could 'chumba' would you 'wumba'?

no, but I would tubthump.
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 10:24 AM

God, quite handily i might add.


trick question, Lemmy is God
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 10:44 AM

Is this the real GodzillaDeuce?

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#996 avelanch

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:21 AM

Is this the real GodzillaDeuce?

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the scale looks right, but i'm calling it as a fake. looks like the world's craptiest bouncy castle. :emot-parrot:
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 02:02 PM

Why was Sharp booted this time?
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 02:04 PM

Why was Sharp booted this time?

I'm guessing for being Sharp. he tends to bring it upon himself with his always right, elitist attitude that he enforced with arguing and escalating levels of insults. I'll have to clarify at this point that I have no issue with SS, despite his contradictory views of the world to mine. I'm just observing how he acts (whether he thinks he comes off that way or not). I'd wager a guess that he knows how he comes off/acts, he just doesn't care. he embraces it most the time anyway.

Based on his most recent slew of posts, it's probably something to do with the RIP amanda thread.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 02:49 PM

Why can't the NHLPA and the owners just get along and make a deal?
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 02:56 PM

I'm guessing for being Sharp. he tends to bring it upon himself with his always right, elitist attitude that he enforced with arguing and escalating levels of insults. I'll have to clarify at this point that I have no issue with SS, despite his contradictory views of the world to mine. I'm just observing how he acts (whether he thinks he comes off that way or not). I'd wager a guess that he knows how he comes off/acts, he just doesn't care. he embraces it most the time anyway.

Based on his most recent slew of posts, it's probably something to do with the RIP amanda thread.


But what good is any of it if I didn't at least get to laugh along? :P
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 09:10 PM

Why can't the NHLPA and the owners just get along and make a deal?

because betteman only knows basketball.

But what good is any of it if I didn't at least get to laugh along? :P

no good at all.
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 10:51 PM

Would it blow your mind if I told you I am your father?
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Posted 19 October 2012 - 07:25 AM

Would it blow your mind if I told you I am your father?

it would have to, considering I'm fairly certain I'm older than you.
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 11:46 AM

What's a good website for me to find the value on all my old hockey, baseball, basketball, and football cards?
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 03:40 PM

for free? search them on ebay to get a general idea of what they are selling for
for payment/more accurate pricing? Beckett.com.
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 07:59 PM

My family went to the football game tonight and I've lit 46 candles (I've counted) and have been playing Skyrim and Unreal Tournament (which I plan to do for the next few hours). This has honestly been one of the best evenings of my life! Does that make me a bad mother/wife to appreciate such freedom?!
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 11:35 PM

Why is there dog food all over my counter!?

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 09:38 AM

My family went to the football game tonight and I've lit 46 candles (I've counted) and have been playing Skyrim and Unreal Tournament (which I plan to do for the next few hours). This has honestly been one of the best evenings of my life! Does that make me a bad mother/wife to appreciate such freedom?!

I don't see how. you have to enjoy the little things, and everyone needs time to themselves every now and then. the candles part seems a little crazy though :P

Why is there dog food all over my counter!?

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beacue you either:
a ) Spilled it
b ) had a dog break into it
c ) have been visited by the dog food elves that leave dog food behind wherever they go

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:01 AM

Would your wife kill you if she saw all of your posts in the hottest chick in the world thread? Or was she a former contributor to the hottest guy in the world thread ;)

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 06:55 AM

Would your wife kill you if she saw all of your posts in the hottest chick in the world thread? Or was she a former contributor to the hottest guy in the world thread ;)

she honestly wouldn't care. she was beside me when i was making some of the posts.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 06:58 PM

Why would one buy Iams food for his dog?
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:10 PM

Why would one buy Iams food for his dog?

because he doesn't care about his dog or doesn't know how vastly superior Fromm dog food is to every other brand on the market.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 08:27 PM

Why do other gym-goers have to be abnoxious?
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:26 PM

Why do other gym-goers have to be abnoxious?

it's the small print at the bottom of the gym contract. if you are not being obnoxious they can throw you out without a refund... you should start being obnoxious if you don't want to forfeit your membership.
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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:21 AM

Why do I still get so many zits? In 24 now, I thought zits where a teenage thing?
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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:36 AM

Why do I still get so many zits? In 24 now, I thought zits where a teenage thing?

i'm 31 and still get the occasional ones. stress usually induces them for me, but there are many different reasons. Proactive tends to keep them away for me, works like a charm for the most part.

Also, don't fall asleep while eating bacon.
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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:30 AM

mmmm bacon pillow
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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:39 AM

mmmm bacon pillow

delicious pork filled dreams, but half your face will be one giant zit when you wake up.

Totally worth it.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:41 AM

Totally worth it.


Agreed.
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Posted 06 November 2012 - 11:15 AM

Saw this on the main page:
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...so why did you hurt poor little Cody?
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