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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:39 PM

There were some posts deleted in the , CDC this is how it should be thread , my post in this thread is related to this .

Banana mash and my mum were gettin it on :shock:


I'm just gonna say that I pretty much don't agree with you on anything religous or things like that. However you're a great guy, with a seemingly great sense of humor, and are worthy of respect.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:39 PM

Your mother and I should have had the abortion.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:59 PM

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You mad, bro?

PS: Good luck with that suspension thing that may or may not incur...

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:59 PM

Bananamash,

I can't bring myself to be mean to you. I don't really have a reason to.

Give me a reason.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:06 AM

I can't be mean to someone I love.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:13 AM

I'm just gonna say that I pretty much don't agree with you on anything religous or things like that. However you're a great guy, with a seemingly great sense of humor, and are worthy of respect.

Cheers.


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Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:02 AM

I can't be mean to someone I love.

He is a strong black woman who don't need no man.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 09:54 AM

You mad, bro?

PS: Good luck with that suspension thing that may or may not incur...


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Posted 27 October 2012 - 09:55 AM

I would say something but somebody will get offended due to a recent incident.

* Not that you would legitimately laugh... ;)


Fixed it for you.

Feminism will be outlawed. Mostly because it's a backwards idiotic viewpoint that doesn't serve any real progressive purpose.


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Posted 27 October 2012 - 11:49 AM

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 11:51 AM

I did not have a good time with you last night.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:05 PM

The other day I saw Bananamash walking down the street kicking a can. So I asked him what he was doing. He said "moving". :lol:
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:07 PM

Apparently Bananamash is like Translink - $1.50 a ride.
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 02:25 PM

This is the one and only warning for this thread.

Lately some seem to be pushing the boundaries with posts/videos, etc. that are completely inappropriate. Despite the light hearted nature of a topic, it's never an open invitation to break the rules. SN's already warned some repeat offenders in another thread and official warnings are now being dealt - 2-24 hours in this thread alone.

Have fun, be silly (to some degree), but keep it clean and within the boundaries. If not, expect to be locked out. :)

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 03:10 PM

you smell quite ripe, you may want to take a shower.

also, your banana is too chunky to be a mash.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 03:43 PM

Oh yeah. Do it just like that.


You sound like my neighbours sister
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 03:55 PM

Apparently Bananamash is like Translink - $1.50 a ride.


Please, you're giving me too much credit here. I'm free.

I did not have a good time with you last night.


That's fine my friend. I had a good time with one, sometimes loving is a one-way street.

I can't be mean to someone I love.


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Your mother and I should have had the abortion.

Shouldn't my mother be in jail for pedophilia then? You're only a year older than I am. You must have been the most potent one year old of all time!

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 03:56 PM

This is the one and only warning for this thread.

Lately some seem to be pushing the boundaries with posts/videos, etc. that are completely inappropriate. Despite the light hearted nature of a topic, it's never an open invitation to break the rules. SN's already warned some repeat offenders in another thread and official warnings are now being dealt - 2-24 hours in this thread alone.

Have fun, be silly (to some degree), but keep it clean and within the boundaries. If not, expect to be locked out. :)

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It's always my threads that bring out the rotten bananas. :picard:

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 04:02 PM

You sound like my neighbours sister


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:55 PM

Bananamash and a few of his girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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#51 BananaMash

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 04:20 PM

Bananamash and a few of his girlfriends


Jokes on you, I don't have any girlfriends!

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:57 AM

Is that your mug shot in your avatar?

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:38 AM



You're the barnacle in the story.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 06:43 PM

This is the one and only warning for this thread.

Lately some seem to be pushing the boundaries with posts/videos, etc. that are completely inappropriate. Despite the light hearted nature of a topic, it's never an open invitation to break the rules. SN's already warned some repeat offenders in another thread and official warnings are now being dealt - 2-24 hours in this thread alone.

Have fun, be silly (to some degree), but keep it clean and within the boundaries. If not, expect to be locked out. :)

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I apologize for anyone I offended with my post

I also apologize to Mash, it was a joke but he didn't deserve it.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:00 PM

Your's was so funny UMB. You could really feel the anger in it.

Edited by Crom!, 29 October 2012 - 07:00 PM.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:06 PM

Your mother wears Army boots...

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:08 PM

Your's was so funny UMB. You could really feel the anger in it.


I was mad, bro

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:47 AM

Bananamash keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail.
One day his confused older neighbor asks him why is he doing that so often and Bananamash replies:
“I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps saying that I’ve got mail!?”
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:49 AM

Bananamash keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail.
One day his confused older neighbor asks him why is he doing that so often and Bananamash replies:
“I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps saying that I’ve got mail!?”

hah, out of date internet jokes FTW. (does AOL even exist anymore?)

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:52 AM

Its the Bananamashe's birthday
Girlfriend: hunny im sorry i forgot your birthday.
Bananamash: ok well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds.
Girlfriend says ok.
The next day
Bananamash: wheres my present. Girlfriend: its in the driveway.
Bananamash is excited
He runs out there and looks at the driveway and finds a weight scale

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