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Mr.DirtyDangles

The difference between prison and work lol

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A friend on the net posted this to me. I am laughing hard but it is a little eye opening at the same time

In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison: You get three meals a day.

At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison: You get time off for good behavior.

At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work

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In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

A friend on the net posted this to me. I am laughing hard but it is a little eye opening at the same time.

In prison: You can watch TV and play games.

At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison: You get your own toilet.

At work: You have to share.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.

At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.

At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.

At work: They are called supervisors.

In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.

At work: You get fired if you get caught.

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In Prison: you can have sex without even asking for it...

I got fired the last time I did this at work =)

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There's women at work.

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In Prison: you can have sex without even asking for it...

I got fired the last time I did this at work =)

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You would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for them meddling kids.

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Own toilet in prison? LOL you wish.

Food in prison? Dogs eat better.

Yeah I doubt work is worse.

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If your working in a cubicle hellhole you made a fairly large number of bad choices in your life.

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Jokes on you, I don't work in a cubical and I get paid lunch breaks.

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I work outside at a different job site practically everyday. I get paid money and have my freedom. My boss/co-worker is awesome and also my stepdad, my other co-worker is a good friend of mine. Plus I don't have to worry about getting raped! :P

But prison sounds pretty awesome too. <_<

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If your working in a cubicle hellhole you made a fairly large number of bad choices in your life.

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Jokes on you, I don't work in a cubical and I get paid lunch breaks.

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the best thing to do is become self employed. I love my freedom

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