Heisenberg Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 Who are you again? the OP. Also you know because you posted in this thread before Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I'm sorry to hear that you won't be smashing her P. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 the OP. Also you know because you posted in this thread before If you think I remember something I posted here two days ago let alone half a year ago you don't know me very well. Link to comment
Heisenberg Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you think I remember something I posted here two days ago let alone half a year ago you don't know me very well. I've posted over 90,000 times on other forums and can remember them all so I don't buy that. Link to comment
Rypien37 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Your username is perfect to your situation. Walter White was a nerdy, passive, low confidence individual. He transformed himself into a confident, aggressive, thrill seeking Heisenberg. Learn the ways bro. (Minus the meth cooking...unless you're into that and want some quick money). Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've posted over 90,000 times on other forums and can remember them all so I don't buy that. Then maybe you should spend less time posting on forums and more time going out with girls. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 how does one recover after farting during sex? i have this... uh.. friend, you see... Link to comment
Bruce Boudreau Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you're really that horny and just need to bust a nut, why don't you just fap? It will save you time,money, and energy worrying about all this. You don't seem like you want a relationship just someone you can go to pound town on am I right? Also I would recommend exercising and getting fresh air. When you are busy with school/work or other constructive activities you won't get distracted by your urges. Link to comment
avelanch Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 how does one recover after farting during sex? i have this... uh.. friend, you see... i'm pretty sure that's common for the catcher.... Link to comment
Horny Manatee Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Good luck on "destroying a V." Link to comment
Tigs Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Deal with it. crap happens. It's called life. Link to comment
Baka Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 how does one recover after farting during sex? i have this... uh.. friend, you see... I did this once. Mid thrust wile holding it in. She asked me if I did it. I denied it and questioned her mental fortitude. Link to comment
Heisenberg Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 Your username is perfect to your situation. Walter White was a nerdy, passive, low confidence individual. He transformed himself into a confident, aggressive, thrill seeking Heisenberg. Learn the ways bro. (Minus the meth cooking...unless you're into that and want some quick money). i have tried to begin a transformation into a rugged male who is great with the ladies, however I lack the friends to have the ''wingman'' who can help lure them in, also Im VERY attracted to large girls which is awful because they don't tend to go out much which leads to online dating and Tinder, unfortunately I haven't even had a like on Tinder so I don't know what to do. I have to lose weight, make some friends, experiment with a woman to understand how everything works, and its so overwhelming it's much easier to grab a bag of chips and a mccain cake and watch Season 1 of Game of Thrones again tbh. Link to comment
Heisenberg Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 Obvious troll job you're a spam troll this is the internet not everyone is ''cool'' or ''sexually experienced'' i have actually received fantastic advice on here before that changed my life for a bit before i resorted back to bad habits Link to comment
ilduce39 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 is it still trolling if you're just trying to get people to give good, honest gosh-darn advice? what if you follow-up on the advice with an inspiring story of perseverance that warms the cockles of people's hearts? would that not conjure images of a more good-natured creature of fantasy? I'm going to vote "unicorning" but I'm just spitballing here. Link to comment
Heisenberg Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 i don't have any inspiring stories, id prefer if somebody was like ''whoa man i was there i was in your spot but i changed and here's how….'' then I'd be able to draw inspiration from them. For me an inspiring story would be that i actually showed up to class. Link to comment
kodos Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 i don't have any inspiring stories, id prefer if somebody was like ''whoa man i was there i was in your spot but i changed and here's how….'' then I'd be able to draw inspiration from them. For me an inspiring story would be that i actually showed up to class. here's some advice: stop trolling, stop hating women and start hating yourself instead Link to comment
Heisenberg Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 here's some advice: stop trolling, stop hating women and start hating yourself instead I dont hate women at all? they hate me that's the problem! Also, you're rude! Link to comment
kodos Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I dont hate women at all? they hate me that's the problem! Also, you're rude! Link to comment
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