Bombastik der Teutone

fell asleep on the couch and woke up on my bed... I live alone...

Any global mods, MSG me please.

why would you rape a 16 year old girl? And take pictures of it? AND PUT THEM ON FACEBOOK!? WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!? WHERE ARE THE PARENTS!!??

Good night. And big balls.

Good morning CDC. How are you?

need. coffee. now.

Come on Scotland, beat Liechtens........Leichten.......Liches......them!!!

I forgot just how much it hurts to pass a stone. 1 down, several more to go.

Happy birthday to me...October is going to be a great concert month (does anyone else refer to the hockey schedule first, before buying tickets?)

Somebody killed the Hottest Chick thread!!!!!!

Wild boards are going back to pre-Kickapps form. Maybe I should ditch you all now.

Wild boards are going back to pre-Kickapps form. Maybe I should ditch you all now.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

Tiger Woods looks awful. There's five dark circles around his eyes... but he's playing good golf.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I don't know about you guys....but I'm not exactly comforted by the possible return of a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

I need an explosives expert. I'd like to survive, but my kidneys can go. Any takers?

I will honestly say that there will at least 15-20 "Willie Mitchell signs with Kings threads"

I need an explosives expert. I'd like to survive, but my kidneys can go. Any takers?