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    Surprised no one is commenting on all the injuries to Canuck defensemen!

    1. Jarvis

      Jarvis

      Because everybody is brain damaged from smashing their head against a wall.

  2. :D

    DontTouchMeGuys is a hilarious username. Top 10, I think.

  3. :D

    :D

    I thought I would let a silent one go at school today. Unfortunately, I was sitting on concrete and it made a loud clapping sound that I think a lot of people heard.

    1. Caboose

      Caboose

      lol

    2. Captain Bob

      Captain Bob

      The worst are those plastic booths at fast food joints. You can hear those ones from a block away.

    3. :D

      :D

      It's like I was performing the opening riff to a sweet metal song. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

  4. :D

    :D

    Julian, it's not enough to go through life relying on good looks and an incredible body. A perfect man has got a good heart. Sometimes you gotta put other people's interests ahead of your own, Julian. It's the good, wholesome, sexy thing to do. - Mr. Lahey

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    2. CanuckEDGE

      CanuckEDGE

      Sexy hair and...er, what kind of shampoo you using there Jules? Gotta ask.

    3. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      *after breaking into DRVS Julian comes across a room filled with books*

      Julian: Loot at all those books!

      Ricky: Will you quit it with the books Julian?

    4. CanuckEDGE

      CanuckEDGE

      Book learning is the best case ontario for some cdcers

  5. :D

    :D

    I don't care what Canuck fans think, I'm rootin' for the Flames to turn it on and make the post-season

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    2. :D

      :D

      Deal with it.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      No I wont deal with it . And take your flAME lovin somewhere else lol no need for those losers to meet us in the first round and screw us over .

    4. :D

      :D

      Real Canuck fans aren't desperate to hate on the Flames just to show that they are real fans. Just saying...

  6. :D

    :D

    Godspeed you! tickets sold out... thinking about hitting up craigslist for a pair.

    1. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Just kidnap Alex Lifeson and then dress up in garbage bags and go through the sewers.

      Look out for Randy and Lahey though

    2. :D

      :D

      I loved that episode

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    It's my homepage.

  8. :D

    Was just cruising pretty girls' profiles

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    :D

    I have a bottle of Vodka on my desk that I don't know what to do with ( I don't drink). Need ideas...

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    2. :D

      :D

      These are good ideas

      I was thinking about saving it for a hot day in the summer and filling up a super soaker with it and squirting it at children.

    3. :D

      :D

      Or businessmen going to work and having them explain why they smell of vodka.

    4. Squeak

      Squeak

      Sanitize some stuff?

  10. :D

    Give me time, I might be able to change one of those....

  11. :D

    Why you gotta be so shallow and materialistic, baby

  12. :D

    Jesus, am I the only one that posts on your profile.

    No, it's because I heard you were Asian.

  13. :D

    Wo you change your name

  14. :D

    I've done a lot of thinking, and I feel that it is in both of our best interests to become friends with benefits.

  15. :D

    :D

    There's a lot of fat girls walking into my class tonight, hopefully all the cuties will be arriving soon.

    1. Captain Bob

      Captain Bob

      Save one for me.

    2. :D

      :D

      Sorry for not updating.

      It was all fat girls.

  16. :D

    I was trying to plant the idea in your head :(

  17. :D

    New Year's Resolution: Look for love on the internet?

  18. :D

    I was tricked into viewing your profile.

  19. :D

    :D

    Lucic has more goals than Ovechkin, oh baby, baby, it's a wild world.

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    2. :D

      :D

      Even I have more than him.

    3. Kanye West

      Kanye West

      Lol at Zherdev.

    4. Jarvis

      Jarvis

      and at Bourque.

  20. :D

    Are you married Deb?

    If so, have you ever thought about hooking up with a young stud like myself, NSA?

  21. :D

    Age of consent in a lot of first-world countries is actually sixteen. In the mood to travel?

  22. :D

    I don't make friends. I burn them.

  23. :D

    :D

    Too much love will kill you, just as sure as none at all.

    1. Jarvis

      Jarvis

      :D

    2. :D

      :D

      That's me

  24. :D

    :D

    Speaking of gum, I've been thinking about starting to chew whitening gum. Not because I don't take care of my teef, but it just seems more productive.

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    2. :D

      :D

      I can't blow bubbles with cigarettes

    3. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Dicks

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      I want some gum that gets the car vacuumed. That's the brand for me.

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    Go to puma.com, there are 3 40% off coupons out there and they all stack. Crazy savings and free shipping.

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    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      ^ Booooooooooooo.

    3. :D

      :D

      Son of a bitch.

      Got the email this morning that they were summarily cancelling all my orders.

    4. :D

      :D

      Actually, I have thought the opposite, that people who wear jerseys day-to-day are low-class and uncouth.

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