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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    You can hug a Llama but you can't make it play lawn darts.

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      There is history behind that.  The Llamas used to be World Champions at lawn darts.  That is, up until real lawn darts were outlawed and we got these new lawn darts that kids can't impale each other with.  The Llamas just couldn't get used to the aerodynamics of the new lawn darts and gave up the sport completely.

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