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Tortorella's Rant

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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    You can hug a Llama but you can't make it play lawn darts.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Look, you may have a PHD in lawn darts, but that doesn't mean you can put the same coloured socks on. 

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      hollywood could make it happen. they made trees talk and pass gas.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      (Whispers) TR is talking about lawn darts and Llamas.

       

      Back away very slowly everyone, no sudden moves unless he starts throwing lawn darts.....

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