That's What She Said Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Pay a hooker to drive you home. Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 (edited) im too drunk to drive. the ice cream store is closed and this town is way too redneck for hippies Smash mailboxes, then. It's always good fun. As long as you avoid the cops. And I'm waiting for Colon D to get this party started. Edited August 30, 2010 by NoCupForOvie Link to comment
:D Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 And I'm waiting for Colon D to get this party started. My pants are already off Link to comment
>you Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Pay a hooker to drive you home. they charge 200 bucks an hour. thats an expensive drive Link to comment
That's What She Said Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 they charge 200 bucks an hour. thats an expensive drive 1. How do you know that? 2. Maybe she can do something else while driving... Link to comment
:D Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 $200/hour? Maybe at the Ritz hotel... Come downtown, I'll show you how to go bargain shopping. Link to comment
>you Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 1. How do you know that? 2. Maybe she can do something else while driving... 1. 2. im sure she could Link to comment
-Goose- Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 >you is from AB I think. Cowgirls? Link to comment
>you Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 $200/hour? Maybe at the Ritz hotel... Come downtown, I'll show you how to go bargain shopping. when i was working in fort mac. out of curiosity sake we called the escort services in the phone book. 250 bucks for a half hour and 350 for a full hour. alot of money just to getter done Link to comment
:D Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Say it with me "That much? I've only got $10 and a Visa... so..." Link to comment
>you Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 >you is from AB I think. Cowgirls? cowgirls? i suppose, they are sexy Link to comment
:D Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 when i was working in fort mac. out of curiosity sake we called the escort services in the phone book. 250 bucks for a half hour and 350 for a full hour. alot of money just to getter done I am picturing Fort McMurray girls and honestly, for $350, they'd better be coming back the next day to clean your house Link to comment
>you Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I am picturing Fort McMurray girls and honestly, for $350, they'd better be coming back the next day to clean your house fort mcmurray has alot of incredibly sexy women actually. now if you drive through downtown all your going to see is crack whores. but im assuming for 350 bucks you'd get something centerfold worthy Link to comment
egatti Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Just watched the expendables. It's up for download and it's awesome. Link to comment
:D Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 fort mcmurray has alot of incredibly sexy women actually. now if you drive through downtown all your going to see is crack whores. but im assuming for 350 bucks you'd get something centerfold worthy To quote Gob from Arrested Development: "Young or old, it doesn't matter... in the dark" Link to comment
egatti Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 To quote Gob from Arrested Development: "Young or old, it doesn't matter... in the dark" I sincerely disagree Link to comment
Humble Rodent Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Doomed, I tells ya. Who is that in your sig? I always thought it was Ringo Starr, then I realized he was 40 years to young. Link to comment
Bertuzzi Babe Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Just watched the expendables. It's up for download and it's awesome. egatti's first post was the cue that the topic in here should turn to something more appropriate. Please do so. Link to comment
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