ice orca Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 First of all, how can you be a "Hillbilly" in a place with no hills? Secondly, I ain't scared of tough guys. I once got into a fight with a guy who beat the living crap out of me infront of like 80 people. A few months later I saw him at a party so I took off all my cloths and fought him naked. I kick his A$$ cause he wanted nothing to do with a naked raging and swinging guy. So even if you are tougher then me I have all kinds of tricks up my selve. Relax have a Pilsner and a ham sandwich..just a shot across yer bow from Manitoba. Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Relax have a Pilsner and a ham sandwich..just a shot across yer bow from Manitoba.I am relaxed, this is how I am relaxed Edited January 9, 2015 by LaBamba Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I am relaxed, this is how I am relaxed How do you plan on explaining it to your kids once they get older? Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 How do you plan on explaining it to your kids once they get older? You mean our kids? Link to comment
jdatb Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Who isn't a loser when they're 17 Sounds more like mental health issues buddy. Might wanna get those checked out. Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Sounds more like mental health issues buddy. Might wanna get those checked out. It looks like you already have doctor jdatb, what now? Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I confess that Im most likely better looking than most of you. Although I havent seen most of you, I have seen me. So Im just going with the odds. Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I confess that Im most likely better looking than most of you. Although I havent seen most of you, I have seen me. So Im just going with the odds. You a girl? Link to comment
The Bookie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I am currently watching squirrels frack in my back yard. They are very frisky! True story - I once was walking around the block smoking a J around midnight with headphones on when I tripped over two skunks 'fighting' on the sidewalk. No, they were ????. After I got home I realized it was valentines night. /sadbachelorlife Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 I confess that Im most likely better looking than most of you. Although I havent seen most of you, I have seen me. So Im just going with the odds. that was my gimmick in summer 2013 =p Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I confess that Im most likely better looking than most of you. Although I havent seen most of you, I have seen me. So Im just going with the odds. most likely? son we don't make claims like that without proof to back it up You mean our kids? all 2.5 of them Link to comment
Grapefruits Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Yes but there is something about pooping in a cookie jar that makes a guy smile and high five his friends. You ever dry dock one? Link to comment
Grapefruits Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 True story - I once was walking around the block smoking a J around midnight with headphones on when I tripped over two skunks 'fighting' on the sidewalk. No, they were ????. After I got home I realized it was valentines night. /sadbachelorlife I once salted 2 slugs going at it. Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You ever dry dock one? I'm listening Link to comment
Grapefruits Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I'm listening Apparently dry docks have changed a little over the years., considering what I've read. I'm now confused, what do you guys call it now when you crap in a toilet tank? Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Apparently dry docks have changed a little over the years., considering what I've read. I'm now confused, what do you guys call it now when you crap in a toilet tank? Never heard of a term for that, interesting... Edited January 9, 2015 by LaBamba Link to comment
avelanch Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Apparently dry docks have changed a little over the years., considering what I've read. I'm now confused, what do you guys call it now when you crap in a toilet tank? upper decker, another move out of the "how to be a douche" playbook. Edited January 9, 2015 by avelanch Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) upper decker, another move out of the "how to be a douche" playbook. Never used that playbook This all came natural to me. You know what all of this reminds me of? 21 jump street. Where being a "douche" in the 90's was awesome and trying to pull that crap now is not cool. Nerds have taken over. Edited January 9, 2015 by LaBamba Link to comment
aGENT Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Never used that playbook This all came natural to me. You know what all of this reminds me of? 21 jump street. Where being a "douche" in the 90's was awesome and trying to pull that crap now is not cool. Nerds have taken over. Gordie forbid that people are becoming more civilized over time. Naah... you're right, what the world needs is more immature, destructive asshats Link to comment
LaBamba Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Gordie forbid that people are becoming more civilized over time. Naah... you're right, what the world needs is more immature, destructive asshats I agree, I have 2 girls and I would not want her to be subjected to me when I was young. I'm all for it. Link to comment
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