shiznak Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If I don't get laid with a name like Fritz Dietz. I'd be sadly disappointed. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 poor and an only child. twilights cinderella story begins! Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Lutheran? Damn, my dream of being a viking is off to a bad start. Link to comment
Chris Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Diederik Ten Boom. Diederik Frackin' Ten Boom Pornstar in the making? Link to comment
susraiders Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Poor Fred Freeman. Link to comment
Tigs Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If I don't get laid with a name like Fritz Dietz. I'd be sadly disappointed. Dietz nuts. Link to comment
Fox Mulder Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Poor by Irish standards?! My life is over before It begins Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 mfw swansea :] Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Poor by Irish standards?! My life is over before It begins As long as you can afford a pint a day that's rich by Ireland standards. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 New feature: You can request one emigration, as long as you have moved out on your own. The emigration may be illegal, depending on your net worth. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 Age 0 - 10: Real Quick Tigs Name: Serge Andrimampionona Residency: Antsirabe, Madagascar Job: Unemployed Religion: Protestant Language: Malagasay Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 francs Notes: Had food poisoning. Had measles. Survived a car accident. Your growth is stunted. Removed from school. TS Name: Wayne Woods Residency: Wollongong, Australia Job: Unemployed Religion: Anglican Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 dollars Notes: Your father Michael died of an epileptic seizure at age 28. Had measles. Nail Name: Eugene Jackson Residency: Detroit, USA Job: Unemployed Religion: Roman Catholic Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 dollars Notes: Had measles. Had food poisoning. Spoder Name: Jaja Diouf Residency: Ngozi, Burundi Job: Unemployed Religion: Protestant Language: Hutu Health Issues: Malaria, Growth Stunting, Goiter Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 franc Notes: You have malaria. Had whooping cough. Your brother Kondo died at birth. Civil war in your country. Your growth is stunted. Developed a goiter. Removed from school. formx Name: Takafumi Honda Residency: Saga, Japan Job: Unemployed Religion: Buddhist Language: Japanese Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 yen Notes: None. JE Name: Clarence Banks Residency: Swansea, UK Job: Unemployed Religion: Anglican Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 pounds Notes: Had measles. Stole a toy. Emotionally abused by your father. Jager Name: Hakan Wilander Residency: Goteborg, Sweden Job: Unemployed Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Swedish Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 krona Notes: None. Shizzy Name: Fritz Dietz Residency: Differdange, Luxembourg Job: Unemployed Religion: Lutheran Language: Luxembourgeois, German Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 euros Notes: Had whooping cough. Had measles. susraiders Name: Fred Freeman Residency: Yellowknife, Canada Job: Unemployed Religion: Roman Catholic Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 dollars Notes: None. OG Nail Name: Diederik Ten Boom Residency: The Hague, Netherlands Job: Unemployed Religion: Roman Catholic Language: Dutch Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 euros Notes: Your mother was raped. Gally Name: Momar Kapwepwe Residency: Karonga, Malawi Job: Unemployed Religion: Christian Language: Tumbuka Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 kwachas Notes: Your growth is stunted. Civil war in your country. You have malaria. Removed from school. Fox Mulder Name: Harold Willis Residency: Roscommon, Ireland Job: Unemployed Religion: Roman Catholic Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 euros Notes: Had measles. Your father has become an alcoholic. Link to comment
Spoderman Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Everybody getting measles. It's like the game predicted the rise of anti-vaxxers mfw Link to comment
Tigs Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 JE straight thuggin'. Stealing that toy like a boss. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I have none. Things are looking good. Link to comment
Fox Mulder Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 My Irish father an alcoholic? Is that General or by Irish standards? Link to comment
Chris Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I think male crack whore is looking like a more likely career path for Mr. Ten Boom Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 My Irish father an alcoholic? Is that General or by Irish standards? Irish standards? I believe they call it death. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 AND now my dad died T__T "the wayne woods story" Link to comment
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