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AATU RATY BABY! WOOOO!

How is Rutherford going to pin this loss on Bruce?

Turns out new "management" just sits around pointing fingers rather than doing their jobs. Jokes on you Aqualinis.

What is going on lol...this isn't the Canucks I'm used to watching but I LOVE IT!!!!

This man is a modern day Curtis Joseph.

He was always like an "assistant TO the Regional Manager." (The Office reference) Truth is, noone really knew what he ever did in the first place.

Finally, the end of an error.

Did Elon bribe the refs in this one? Ducks CLEARLY had too many men in OT and no call too.

Haha I was just kidding man, I know he's having a rough start.

Are we watching a Marvel "What If?" episode where in this timeline, our Petey is a bust?

Everytime I watch Petey I feel like even if he doesn't get knocked down, he will somehow eventually stumble and fall on his own. You technically don't even need to defend very hard against him these days. Pretty much just breathe in his direction and he'll fall over.

We're just so...predictable. Like every team knows how to counter our repetitive plays now. We have like 2-3 options we always revert to on the powerplay, we dump and chase 80% of the time we enter the opposing zone, we mash up the lines when players are desperately trying to find chemistry, we overly rely on players who are visibly struggling and bench those who aren't. We're just so...predictable to play against it's like Green keeps going back to the same stale strategies every time, hoping the result will be different.

Another year, another too many men call against Travis Green's team.

Okay Greener, hope you've seen enough of the placeholders. Because I know I sure have... really hope I don't see this knockoff Burrows again...

Juolevi looking noticeably slower and Boner literally making plays everywhere.