Aladeen

Being born in a Regina - suburb, I would always take a shiitake -mushroom to school. My friends thought I was strange so they would splatter their cumquats on my face. My only solice was to play with the local pianist and together we would often enjoy a nice foccacia afterwards. One day a priest asked me to talk to him so I entered the back door to his recotry where I learned a new skill - how to masticate, into a bowl, herbs to help make his coccyx feel better. After words he took me to anot...

...her room where the alterboys were all standing around watching an interrobang being drawn by the bishop.

^ Dafaq.