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  1. Do you dream of playing guitar or smashing up the drums Maybe you can learn to play the bass You can always be a singer like me and front the band When on the stage we wait at your command Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free

    1. SugarMagnolia


      ...are you flippin' losin' your mind, man, or what?

  2. Man they banned my clove cigs here....apparently anything even remotely enjoyable is taboo here in the South.

    1. BedBeats™2.0


      WTF?! On what premise?!!

  3. Flames and Oilers both win....

  4. Absinthe, you are my muse.

    1. STooPeD


      dude absinthe is scary crap... i took 3 shots of that and i was done.

  5. People say I'm no good, and crazy as a loon....cause I get stoned in the mornin', get drunk in the afternoon....

    1. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      Maybe they are right ;)

  6. "Have a nice day!" "Yeah yeah yeah....could you give me my ****in' change please?"

    1. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      It's a good thing you said "please" at the end of your sentence, otherwise it would have been very rude. Lol

  7. Punk in Drublic

    1. HighwayToHell


      yes I am....I'm a problem child...

  8. Well I'm an Axegrinder, piledriver Mother says that I never, never mind her Got no brains I'm insane The teacher says that I'm one big pain I'm like a laser 6-streamin' razor I got a mouth like An alligator I want it louder More power I'm gonna rock ya 'Till it strikes the hour

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles


      I'm frustrated and out-dated

      I really wanna be over-rated

      I'm a finder and I'm a keeper

      I'm not a loser, and I ain't no weeper

      I got the boys to make the noise

      Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you

      Join the pack feel the crack

      Well now you're here, there's no way back!

  9. If It's Too Loud, Youre Too Old! With that being said, good night.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      sorry for that.....i'll try and get younger

  10. Go Sabres...kick the hell out of em now....

    1. PowerIce


      Hahah, I was just thinking that. Very rarely, I'll be cheering for the Sabres with Miller in goal.

  11. Always remember kids....it ain't illegal unless you get caught....if you can't be good...be BAD, baby! Good night

  12. Are you ready to blow my fuse?

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      I like you fine, but I'm not blowing anything.

  13. One major difference between a Baptist and a Methodist....the Methodist will say hello to you in the liquor store.

    1. Conservative


      The baptist will help pay for your liquor

  14. I used to have a handle on things....but it broke.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      So did Tiger Woods...

      until he got found...

  15. North and South Carolina are now trying to outlaw menthol cigarettes. This is not going to end well.

    1. BedBeats™2.0


      Time to kick butt and take names. Thats insane.

  16. damn a hat trick for Derek Stepan in his debut game...way to go kid!

    1. HighwayToHell


      impressive I saw all three goals...the first one was a wacky bounce...the other two were pretty....

  17. The cast comes off tomorrow. :)

  18. Won 300 bucks in a local Scrabble club tournament yesterday :)

  19. On the chest of a barmaid from Sayle....was tattooed all the prices of ale....and on her behind, to help out the blind.....was exactly the same but in braille...:P

  20. Johnny Rotten is god.

    1. Vansterdam1


      Clapton is god.

  21. Feel my heat, taking you higher...burn with me, heaven's on fire...Paint the sky, with desire, angel fly, heaven's on fire

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles


      Woooooah Ohhhh Heaven's on Fiiiire !

  22. Atheism cures religious terrorism.

    1. ronningsback


      need a little atheism then to cure us of all these Luongo religious fanatics..

  23. pardon me while I engage in a personal protein spill....

  24. Lemmy is the man....unfortunately people down here in bumf*** North Carolina don't agree.

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