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  1. The "Proposals/Armchair GM'ing" section makes me want to hurt children.

    1. I Got A Boy

      I Got A Boy

      its hilarious i know

    2. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      lol you got that right

    3. Scottish⑦Canuck

      Scottish⑦Canuck

      Child abuse is no laughing matter... and your username is "I Got A Boy"... coincidental?

  2. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and...dodge!

    1. Hamhuis2

      Hamhuis2

      "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"-Patches O'Hoolahan

  3. King of the ES is the next Nostradamus...

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      He made that status to get everyone riled up. Not because he had any real reason for making that prediction, lol

    2. WolfxHaley

      WolfxHaley

      Nostradamus is overrated and overpaid.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Real Nostradamus eh? Given there was a 50% chance he'd be right, and a 50% chance he'd be wrong..lol..

  4. Well, maybe just a half a drink more.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Nah, go for broke.

    2. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      to drink or not to drink before the game..

  5. Player safety is almost nil in the NFL now.
  6. You look like a Russian and this displeases me. Those marshmallows with pom-poms in your sig are terrifying, as well.
  7. Can't wait to coach the Kamloops BCSO Floor Hockey team tonight against the Blazers. If you've never worked with the disabled, it's a very rewarding experience!

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    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      good on you Yap .. I care take two special needs .. very rewarding indeed ..

    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      That's really cool dude. Post highlights in the Blazers thread lol

    4. Buddhas Hand

      Buddhas Hand

      I have worked with handi-capped skiers yappy , and you are right it is rewarding

  8. Everybody knows that Eddie Murphy is a bi-sexual.

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    2. Armada
    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Guys, Pruane2Forever is the greatest youtuber off all time.

      Dem teef.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      How could the Adventures of Pluto Nash be such a flop? LOL.

  9. Yesterdays leftover ice cream cake becomes todays leftover leftover ice cream cake. The cycle continues.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Then it becomes tomorrows leftover cream.

    3. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      I'll make my own creamy leftovers.

    4. TACIC

      TACIC

      That's what she said

  10. Never too old for "Street Hockey Night In Kamloops."

    1. Kevin-B

      Kevin-B

      Nothing wrong with that,we don't that here in our neighborhood. Trying to perfect my son's slapshot at speeding cars

    2. SkeeterHansen
  11. I'd post, but I wouldn't want you all to get jealous.
  12. "I've really been craving vegetarian food lately." - No one, ever.

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    2. goalie13
    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      I crave steamed spinach with butter and a dash of sea salt almost daily, so there ..

    4. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      ^ Spinach is awesome. Anyone who works out more than 3 times a week knows that Quinoa is a magnificent source of protein. Don't hate on vegies.

  13. "I wish Rosie O'Donnell was still doing movies." - No one, ever.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      "I wish Rosie O'Donnell was doing pornography" -Satan

    2. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Love good ol' Rosie.

  14. Dammit...now you have something to hold over us for the rest of the season.
  15. Happy Halloween, CDC! Stay safe, and beware the diabetes!

  16. That goalie also used to play for Kamloops But the difference is he was our backup. He's a really good goalie though.
  17. 58 shots...that's unbelievable. How you guys didn't win, is beyond me.
  18. Spot on! Thought for sure someone was going to say Bernier. You're up, VC.
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