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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    Weird dream last night. Stuck in some city center with lots of other people as we ran for cover from large sausages, cheese strings, and rigotoni falling from the sky.

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    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      nothing to be confused about. you're dreaming about having traditional phallic shapes and symbols ('sausages' and noodles) rain down on you. do i need to say more? repressed desire

    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      I'm sure the Italians always thought they could take over the world with their food, just not in that way.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Fying spaghetti monster is real yo !

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