avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'll keep it as civil as possible for a roast, but if you have thin skin, you might want to stay out (there will be humorous insults slung at will). If I am unfamiliar with you, or just being lazy, you will get a line from a celebrity roast, which may or may not apply to you (hell even my original ones probably wont apply). These unoriginal ones will probably make up +90% of all roasts in this thread, as I tend to be a very lazy person. Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 With Potatoes and Carrots please Link to comment
JustJokinen! Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Don't you dare roast me Avelanch. I warning you. Link to comment
Niloc009 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Hey what's going on in here? I hope I don't get insulted. Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 With Potatoes and Carrots please Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 Don't you dare roast me Avelanch. I warning you. Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 Hey what's going on in here? I hope I don't get insulted. Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 He has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl ... the eye of an eagle... Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds! Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 Yeah, well you're a chicken if this is the best you can come up with. Link to comment
c00kies Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Friendly roasts don't work, you have to expose our weaknesses and attack them. However, most of our weaknesses surround the Canucks... Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 well then, i guess i shuld have told you to flock off. Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 Friendly roasts don't work, you have to expose our weaknesses and attack them. However, most of our weaknesses surround the Canucks... Link to comment
c00kies Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but, hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened. Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 stop trying to be Don Rickles Link to comment
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