:D Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Something is wrong with my microwave. There's no heat. Rather than throwing these pizza pops into the oven, I just ate all the breading around them cold and threw the frozen "pizza" rock out the window. BACHELOR LIFE! Link to comment
Magikal Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Try an oven. Also I am selling my extra microwave for $40 Link to comment
:D Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Try an oven. Also I am selling my extra microwave for $40 Link to comment
Magikal Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I have an oven, but I don't have any cooking sheets Link to comment
:D Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Your taste buds must have gone full Hodor for you to resort to that. Bachelor life might be the only life you have if you keep this up Link to comment
:D Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 its a pizza pop who needs sheets put it on tinfoil or directly on the rack. you godda think outside the box man Link to comment
Magikal Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'm not some fancy Chef, I don't know what will or will not start a fire. Link to comment
The Bookie Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Did you shout 'Kalimmmaaaa!' as you did it? (but seriously, get a toaster oven, ground zero for a successful bachelor life) Link to comment
:D Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 well you couldve asked.... and you havent picked up anything working at a hotel all this time? Cmon man. Link to comment
:D Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Did you shout 'Kalimmmaaaa!' as you did it? (but seriously, get a toaster oven, ground zero for a successful bachelor life) Link to comment
The Bookie Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 coping with a bachelor life edit - when in doubt over bachelor living, always refer to the Bible - Something Awful's Bachelor Goons http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bachelor-goons/ Link to comment
Tangelos Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Kraft dinner and BBQ pulled pork and chicken pizziola subway sandwiches. That is my bachelor life right there Link to comment
Tangelos Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 coping with a bachelor life edit - when in doubt over bachelor living, always refer to the Bible - Something Awful's Bachelor Goons http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bachelor-goons/ Link to comment
Offensive Threat Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Being a bachelor is all about finding new and creative ways to make bongs out of household items. Theres enough fast food places open 24 hours now so no excuse for eating uncooked pizza pops. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 It wasn't the knawing of the frozen pizza pop that showed your bachelorism.. it was the eating without a plate and plunking it on the wooden table! We need to pass around the collection hat to collect donations for dee's replacement microwave. For only pennies a day, you could supply a grown, white, employed man with the means to feed himself.. Link to comment
-DLC- Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You need to hang out in the cooking tutorial thread. That was made for you. Plus: are you sure that's a pizza pop? I'm convinced that it's an alien inside a donut. Link to comment
Cyril Sneer Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Rather than throwing these pizza pops into the oven, I just ate all the breading around them cold and threw the frozen "pizza" rock out the window. BACHELOR LIFE! Link to comment
Argon Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You shoulda melted the pizza rock in a pot and dipped another pizza pop in it. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Oh god! I'm the poster boy for eating food that's bad for you but damn! I wouldn't eat a pizza pop, not even if I was starving and on the verge of death.... ugh, so gross... Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 you guys are making my taste buds and arteries die, just from reading this. Real men cook, those that can't claim they "choose" to be bachelors. Link to comment
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