If Canucks were forced to wear a warning label, what would theirs say?

[si robertson]

Luongo: warning cracks under pressure. Defence: Caution: Full of holes. Torts; Keep out of reach of Hartleys. Sedin: Caution: will pass back under pressure. Warning: the following team will forget how to play in a game. Fan discretition is advised.

[nuck nit]

Product past due date.

Shaken,not stirred.

Blood infusion not able to resuscitate victim.

[Spoosh]

Volatile fanbase

[canucksnihilist]

Best before 1/1/2014

[xereau]

CAUTION: Burrows Bites

[Phil_314]

Sedins: The player (they're basically one being) you are about to engage is tougher than advertised. Handle with... what am I saying, you can't handle them.

Garrison: Block shots at your own discretion. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Hansen, Burrows: accents may trigger riotous fits of laughter. Approach for interviews with caution.

Luongo: caution, made of quality NHL starter material. Do not underrate.