aeromotacanucks Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 It also makes a great substitute for Sacramental wine.... never thought about that. so kids could drink the "blood of Jesus" without problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 ooh, Jesus on the Rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejazz97 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 yes. in Maranhão you can say "give me some Jesus" or "I want more Jesus" and even "I want this Jesus with ice please!" yes. this pink Guaraná called JESUS is a sucess there. Drink some and never thirst again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 ooh, Jesus on the Rocks "I'll have a Savior and Soda, please"... (beats a Rusty Nail....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 "I'll have a Savior and Soda, please"... (beats a Rusty Nail....) "Jesus. the king of all drinks" "if you want more Jesus please raise the cup!" "Jesus on Ice" "Nothing refresh you more than Jesus" dude. this thing is gold I wonder why this stuff isn´t avaliable in USA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 How about a vodka and jesus? the all mighty "Russian Jesus"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejazz97 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 dude. this thing is gold I wonder why this stuff isn´t avaliable in USA... Personally, I'd love to have this up here. What does it taste like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted April 7, 2015 Author Share Posted April 7, 2015 Personally, I'd love to have this up here. What does it taste like? hard to say. but it´s like a ginger and strawberry soda. tastes very good actually.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 the all mighty "Russian Jesus"! In Soviet Russia, Jesus drinks you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalky Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 "Jesus. the king of all drinks" "if you want more Jesus please raise the cup!" "Jesus on Ice" "Nothing refresh you more than Jesus" dude. this thing is gold I wonder why this stuff isn´t avaliable in USA... King of the Juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 Things you can do in Tutoia apart from going to the beach, lakes and sand dunes: 1) count the number of relatives I have there and ask them what "Vancouver Canucks" is (they know it´s a hockey team) 2) try drive a motorcycle there. it will be the adventure of your life! 3) fry an eggy on the sidewalks without using any cooking device. the sun will do the job. 4) go to the harbour and buy fresh shrimp for US$10 (20R$) a kilo and many other fishes very cheap... 5) get a boat/ship travel to the small settlements on the islands for R$5. 6) see bulls, cows, goats, horses and donkeys on the streets like a common thing. they will not move just because your car is there. you can also kill them and eat them. nobody cares, there´s a lot of them in the city... 7) get a ride (vans) to the small settlements inland for R$3... 8) forget the world around you... 9) pay R$40 (US$20) for the room acomodation where in big cities you would pay R$200 (US$100) for the same thing. 10) use liters of sunblocks to avoid death due to the extreme heat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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