Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 Nail VS HashtagNucks It was just another day on the playground when Nail confronted Hashtag. Hashtag being the girl that all the other 6 year old boys dreamed of being with, Nail saw her eating some crackers at the slide. This was his opportunity to pounce. He asked with all his bravery and might "Will you go out with me???" Hashtag looked all dreary like Dan Clearly. And she pouted "What makes you more special than the other guyss??!" Nail blushed. Nail knew in a crisis like this he had to pull out his true talent. His talent for playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. Nail blew out and swung his fists in might as he laid down a firm paper. Hashtag, with the creative mind she had, decided to go swing a paper as well, for Rock and Scissors were too bland for her tastes. The score clock ticked, the mighty battle was at a draw of 1-1. Nail knew that it was simple 1st grade psychology if he did the same thing. So he did, and paper was his choice. Hashtag lacked the knowledge of playing her cards twice in a row, and she heard a rumor buzzing around class that all girls like hard things. This is far from true, but innocent little Hashtag did not know, as she laid down a rock, she saw defeat running at her faster than a dog who saw a squirrel. For the score now ticked at 2-1 for Nail. He could smell victory. The conclusion came drawing. They went straight at it. Hashtag laid out a paper in desperation, and Nail got his first erection so he chose the only option he could. Rock. As they tallied the score up, they noticed it was a tie! 2-2. But Hashtag glanced at the frightening face of Nail and galloped towards his face. She yelped from the bottom of her tuchus: "Tie, but I won the last one!! Therefore, I wwwwwiiin!" Nail surrendered defeat. For his opportunity had passed. His talent was no more. Nail felt heart-broken and cried right on the scene. This innocent day on the playground...was not as advertised. RIP Nail.Hashtag has advanced to the next round Link to comment
Nail Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Hahahaha what Isn't it a best of 3 tho So how was the score 2-2? Wait nvm me stupid Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Hahahaha what Isn't it a best of 3 tho So how was the score 2-2? Hater Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 Hahahaha what Isn't it a best of 3 tho So how was the score 2-2? Aight. 1-1 it is. You scored less with not only Hashtag, but the game. You should feel ashamed. Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 Alchemy Time VS Kazmanian Devil The year was 2000 B.C. Kazmanian Devil and Alchemy Time bumped each other on the way to Scribe School. Alchemy noticed something was wrong...very wrong. Alchemy noticed the girth of this fellow was larger than his own! Alchemy in shock, decided that it would be only right if they fought to the death until one could fap no more. Alchemy pulled out a skillful rock, something he hoped to use to smash some girth off of this fellow future-Scribe. Kaz, fearless, and in superiority, whipped out a scissors. He still had not feared defeat. For the score was 1-0. Alchemy used reverse trigonometry and decided to use scissors. Kaz was not phased. As the girth of his pyramid of Giza grew larger and larger, so did his repetition. He pulled out another scissors! Alchemy was confused, but he was on to Kaz's tricks. The final round, and he had to secure his win. He pulled out another rock.(They were rather cheap back in the day) Kaz's great grandfather was a famous caveman, and as Kaz started salivating on the potential of tieing the game, so did his jungle. He pulled out another scissors! Not thinking straight, he was a one-move wonder who wouldn't be remembered much longer. Kaz surrendered a 2-0 defeat to Alchemy Time. The moment he feared would follow. Alchemy grabbed Kaz's deceased body and engraved on it a few words. as it was due for homework the next day. He wrote "ahhh uuuh ugg" Something known in Modern English as a famous quote by Sasha Grey, but little would we ever find out what that meant in 2000 B.C. RIP KazAlchemy Time advances to the next round Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 re imo nobody told me I was allowed to pick different options Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 re imo nobody told me I was allowed to pick different options Straight out da OP. "Example: User 'Time Lord' submits "Rock, paper, rock"User 'Aladeen', his opponent has chosen "Paper, Scissors, Scissors"Aladeen would win the battle 2-1 and advance to the next round." Straight out da PM "If you have any questions, feel free to ask." Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 On a side note, due to the rapid first round, I have revoked the time limit. There will no longer be a time limit. Just try and get in actions as early as possible. After each round is complete, the bracket will be updated for ease of access. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Straight out da OP. "Example: User 'Time Lord' submits "Rock, paper, rock"User 'Aladeen', his opponent has chosen "Paper, Scissors, Scissors"Aladeen would win the battle 2-1 and advance to the next round." Straight out da PM "If you have any questions, feel free to ask." english isn't my first language Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 BaerOxHitman VS Nail3738 It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, BaerOxHitman was on the streets, howlin' at the moon.Back Story: When Baer was 3, he was diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy, he has limited mobility. At age 3, he was considered the Connor McDavid of Junior, and it was tragic to see his short career come to such a fast end. When Baer turned 4, he received a rock, paper, scissors kit for his birthday. This came full with all the needed equipment to play the game. A rock, A paper, and a pair of scissors. Baer would later be hospitalized after he accidentally stabbed himself in the ribs. ______________________________________________________________ Baer was there. Howling at the moon, thinking he is a wolf or something.(He had diabetes as well. He was looking for blood or whatever Karl Wolf does) Nail3738 had swag. Massive swag. He asked Baer "Yo, bro, wanna smoke a couple hits of fur?" Bear did not fur, and he accepted the challenge.Background Knowledge: Baer went to Nail's house to smoke some fur, but his pipe wan't working.(Tambellini hit all the pipes anyway) So he prepped him some of his special cookies. Next thing you know they were playing Mario Kart with Baer being so euphoric-feeling that he decided to go in reverse for the whole 3rd lap. Sooner or later, Baer would pass out on the couch watching some reruns on the telly. Nail, being the kind person he was, decided that it would be best if he were to get some pizza for the 2 of them, his treat. Once Baer woke up, he had Nail and a box of pizza's waiting for him. "This is what heaven feels like"- Yelped Baer with joy. The two would go on to become best-friends! They would do everything together. _______________________________________________________________ Suddenly one night, Nail threw 3 rocks at Baer because he thought that Baer was sleeping with his mom. (He didn't understand sarcasm) Baer, feeling helpless threw some scissors, rocks and paper in such order. He felt relived as the fight seemed to be pretty even-sided. 1-1 some would say. however, it was Baer who would have the last laugh. The paper he threw at Nail was strong enough to cut him and he would later be pronounced dead from severe trauma to the head. This love story, was no more. A friendship ruined. Baer knew it was time to move on to bigger things. Like Nail's grandmother.BaerOxHitman advances to the next round. Link to comment
Baer. Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 That's exactly what would have happened. Link to comment
Tigs Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 damnit I got the bracket of death check yo self fo you wreck yo self Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 check yo self fo you wreck yo self Link to comment
milk and honey Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 nm i am to late Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 check yo self fo you wreck yo self Likewise. Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Bro, I jacked the last sign up spot. Link to comment
Chris Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 lol, Thanks Z. I needed the laugh. GG Baer. Link to comment
Zfetch Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 I'm pretty sure that as of now, every matchup is done. I shall post the results later in the afternoon. Link to comment
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