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#1 Stefan

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:37 AM

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So if there's anyone else who uses this website to meet new people, I'm sure you've had some decent experiences.
I met my last girlfriend off of there. Good looking girl, was with her for a year and a half. Met plenty of other great girls.
I guess I just wanted to share my msot recent experience, just for the sake of it, and to see if anyone else has had anything crazy happen.

So I meet this girl who allegedly wants to start a forest civilization, which is totally cool. I'm really open minded, and I thought it was cute. She wanted to ditch the monetary system, which sounded good to me, and just live in the forest with some friends and grow her own food and what not.

I picked her up at the skytrain, she was a bit shy at first, but opened up once we got to my place. We played some dance central, had a shot of tequila, and went to the bar. She was fully opened up here. Very friendly, lots of laughing, clicked well. Came back to my place. Things started to get weird. She cried at one point, because no one understood her about her forest plans. She eventually threatened to hang my cat by a plastic 6 pack of beer holder in my closet. She threatened to get her family after me. I eventually had to call the police as she would not leave. She claimed I tried to rape her, and I wouldn't let her stay at my house. I offered to let her stay in my spare bedroom, prior to her suggesting I'd wake up with my dead cat in my closet.

Anyways, the cops came, saw in their records that I'm not a psycho, and she is, and I've applied with the RCMP etc. She's in jail.
Anyone else got some cool stories? haha.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:46 AM

I never knew anyone ever tried that site. You'd figure people would stop after seeing some kid dressed up in a batman costume luring and literally trolling the pedophiles.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:57 AM

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damm nature you scary
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 06:50 AM

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I blew coffee through my nose when you said you picked her up at the skytrain after knowing about her forest civilization thing.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:21 AM

I blew coffee through my nose when you said you picked her up at the skytrain after knowing about her forest civilization thing.


Yeah. Sorta wrecked the story.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:40 AM

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Tried it out, got a email saying some user added me to thier favorites list and sent me a msg. Logged in and checked, it was a tranny.

/delete account.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:41 AM

I never knew anyone ever tried that site. You'd figure people would stop after seeing some kid dressed up in a batman costume luring and literally trolling the pedophiles.

Lol, that was great I think their videos are still on youtube
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:44 AM

:lol:

that's what you get for being open minded I guess, Stefan

:lol:


(probably shouldn't laugh but just couldn't resist from where I am sitting)
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 08:39 AM

Dude, that's nuts. Glad you and your cat are safe and she doesn't bother you anymore.

I haven't signed up for any of those datings sites. I've only met up with one cutie from CDC. :P
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 08:58 AM

I've never been desperate enough to use a site like that.

EDIT: No offence to anyone that does. That sounded harsher than I meant it to... haha. It's just something I wouldn't do myself. Although I know of people that have met on those sites and they worked out okay, so depends on the person I guess.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:00 AM

met my wife off pof 5 years ago. the website has gotten worse since then though

Edited by AriGold, 05 May 2012 - 09:01 AM.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:09 AM

This one time at band camp...
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:23 AM

i'm still having trouble believing this story...lol it's just so crazy.

so basically you message someone and ask them out? so it's like a blind date. i have never tried online dating myself but it sounds...interesting.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:26 AM

I never knew anyone ever tried that site. You'd figure people would stop after seeing some kid dressed up in a batman costume luring and literally trolling the pedophiles.


Unless you're trying to pick up under-age children then that isnt really a fear for you. I have a few buddies who use that site as a hookup site, and it works for them, again, none of them are going after children, so the fear of getting trolled by Batman decreases significantly.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:30 AM

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Tried it out, got a email saying some user added me to thier favorites list and sent me a msg. Logged in and checked, it was a tranny.

/delete account.


That was rude,

I thought my message was very polite.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:34 AM

i put no hippies or emo's allowed, so now only hippies and emo people send me msg on there
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 10:00 AM

Lol yikes.

I've heard of people using PoF and some people end up fine. PoF is just another outlet to meet people - I don't see what's wrong with it. However, stories like the one you shared, Stefan, really exaggerate the dating scene. That was just bad luck.

Any reason why she wanted to kill your cat so badly? She just needed a good pounding (and by that, I didn't mean physical violence against her). However, sleeping with her would have been a really bad idea, with her claiming you were trying to rape her.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 10:04 AM

I have to quote the comic store guy from The Big Bang Theory, "I gotta tell ya, the girls on match.com are a lot looser than the ones on eHarmony."
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 10:06 AM

Remember kids, never take a girl back to your place on the first date.

Especially if she's KrAYZeE!!
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 10:15 AM

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Who else opened this thread expecting a series of horror stories about fish?
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 10:17 AM

LOL@forest civilization "I thought it was cute" haha.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 11:41 AM

Ok, so I met this guy off POF at Wendy's. We chatted for a while, and the whole time he was trying to convince me to go for a ride in his car so that we could go check on his truck which was parked elsewhere. Finally, after asking so much, I decided to go for the ride. Dumbest thing you can do, I know. Anyway, he drives me all the way out on 16th to the church up on the hill. It's pitch black out. We get into his truck that is parked there and he starts it up to make sure its still running okay. So we're sitting there, and he starts tickling me. I told him to stop because I didn't like it and I didn't want him touching me. He wouldn't stop. Finally I convinced him to drive me to my friend's parents place so he wouldn't know where I lived. The next day he kept sending me messages about how he liked me and wanted to go out again. /delete

I know I got off really lucky because he could have raped me. Someone was looking out for me for sure.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:26 PM

Who else opened this thread expecting a series of horror stories about fish?


Aye, I had in mind horror stories of fish attacking while you're swimming in the lake or something haha
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:40 PM

I've never liked cat people either so I'm with her. /sarcasm

But I've used it with pretty good success in the past. Ironically, my fiancée was on there at the same time as me but we met randomly on the skytrain when I was going into work and she was going into school. Never once saw each other on PoF.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:47 PM

I just got on POF, went out with this girl a handful of times, no spark - but great friend. Lots of creepy people on there though - @_@

Internet dating works if you do it right. :P
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:01 PM

Ok, so I met this guy off POF at Wendy's. We chatted for a while, and the whole time he was trying to convince me to go for a ride in his car so that we could go check on his truck which was parked elsewhere. Finally, after asking so much, I decided to go for the ride. Dumbest thing you can do, I know. Anyway, he drives me all the way out on 16th to the church up on the hill. It's pitch black out. We get into his truck that is parked there and he starts it up to make sure its still running okay. So we're sitting there, and he starts tickling me. I told him to stop because I didn't like it and I didn't want him touching me. He wouldn't stop. Finally I convinced him to drive me to my friend's parents place so he wouldn't know where I lived. The next day he kept sending me messages about how he liked me and wanted to go out again. /delete

I know I got off really lucky because he could have raped me. Someone was looking out for me for sure.


I thought this story was going to be OP's story but from the female perspective.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:27 PM

Who else opened this thread expecting a series of horror stories about fish?


Me, haha.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 02:18 PM

Who else opened this thread expecting a series of horror stories about fish?

Me :lol:
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 02:22 PM

You had it coming man... inviting a person over to your place on your first meet up? Knowing she is quirky?
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 02:24 PM

I always thought(it was described to me) that plenty of fish is just for sex.
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