Captain Aerosex

Text random numbers saying "I got rid of the body. Whats next?"

It's my birthday! Yay!

What technological innovation should I write about for my paper?

LOLbarbera starting tonight. Hoping he can pull off another miracle. Not holding my breath.

And the NEW YORK GIANTS ARE YOUR SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

Well knock me down and call me Susan.....it's time to devour some wings!

MAJOR respect to Avery for telling Cuthbert like it is

Sometimes I forget how awesome Queen is http://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Is it sad that I spent 2+ hours watching Jenna Marbles videos?....

no

Wanna hear a joke?..ok..Calgary actually thinks they have a shot @ playoffs!

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” - Jack Handy

Capt. Scotty calls the Boston Bruins to find out how they are feeling about Brad Marchand: http://soundcloud.com/993thefox/scotty-vs-boston-bruins

Love the canucks, but Raymond's spin move is a disgrace. Feet don't continue forward, spin move is also a cheap shootout trick overall.

If I were Kenny Holland, I'd go all in for one more run with Lidstrom on defense.

WOW Shaw, I just switched to your service.... on hold for 2h 11mins so far.

Tame the Wild....

Wake n' bake

Bryzgalov would fit in so nicely with Bieksa and Burrows. He's hilarious.

just watched the top 10 World Junior moments , nothing can beat that 2009 team!

Canucks need a new victory song. lol

Chuck Norris may make me disregard the fact that The Expendables 2 will be total monkey poo.

We used to win against the last place team Then Booth took a Porter to the knee.

So my body just picked the best possible day for a horrid bout of insomnia. Now I've got to take an exam on less than 4 hours of sleep...

why does the media continue on with Luongo vs Schnder debate....it so annoying