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The Wizard of AZ

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  1. Who is she? I need to check this out.

    There are no girls with wifey personalities. If they are, they're usually taken.

  2. Trophy Wives?

    Or Personality wise?

  3. Are any of them wifey material?

  4. I wish, it's a wonder I can barely work a keyboard.

  5. I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.

  6. Bad boy of figure skating

  7. Oh my goodness. There was a Patient who went missing at the hospital and the nurses have been looking for him for 3 hours. Turns out he was in the next room, likely having gone to the bathroom. Security guards are pretty simple.

  8. Ice Road Truckers is just full of double entendres

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    2. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Well of course she is. She's the only woman on the show. I hate how everyone is mean to the Canadians though

    3. moz
    4. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      I know. I have a fragile ego, like that of a tour de france winner.

  9. Holy crap. How did Sully2Kool do that? He corrected his mistake before he made it.

    mind=blown

  10. You said , you said, you said this time was gonna be different

    1. moz

      moz

      WAKE UP THE DEAD

    2. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Now you've gone and done it.

  11. It's okay. I never knew you were WOotKesler. But... I accept who you were and love the man you've become.

    vvv She's take from a cabbage patch.

  12. Who the heck bombs Norway?

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    2. Brad Marchand
    3. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. It's the only way to live.

      Apparently they were attacking some Tabloid newsaper?

    4. moz

      moz

      I'm seeing Gary Numan tomorrow. Creepy.

  13. She's a QT for sure. Plus she knows how to score.

    But I've been too busy staring into Helen Flanagans eyes.

  14. Nanaimo Bars? ...They're not from Nanaimo.

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    2. KamikazeWatermelon

      KamikazeWatermelon

      Nanaimo bars originated south of Nanaimo, BC, so technically they are from Nanaimo. GOOGLE IT.

    3. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Ladysmith is hardly Nanaimo.

    4. tman1988

      tman1988

      I guess I should edit Wikipedia and put that they are actually from Port Alberni, but the name Alberni Bars just never stuck.

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    2. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Eh, maybe it they were Tom's first band. But after Blink, it just seemed tryhard.

      Still don't know why people put a "V" in there.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I never understood the V either to be honest. After listening to it a second time I actually liked their new song. I still think this album will be a strong one.

    4. moz

      moz

      Apparently his kid is called Ava ... so that's why.

      +44 is way better, no Tom and it's the international dialling code for the UK.

  15. Anything's better than Hope Solo. #solid5

  16. http://i52.tinypic.com/2vj51cx.jpg

    I ???? delivered you scunt. She isn't dancing, but still, much cuter

  17. We like sports and we don't care who knows...

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    2. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      No. The Game's on.

    3. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there.

    4. HockeyChick8

      HockeyChick8

      love that song

  18. What are we gonna do come the month of September?

    1. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Boogie woogie bugle boy of company "B"?

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      change the page on my calendar

  19. Ask her straight up if she has a boyfriend. If she doesn't give you a straight yes or no answer, pass.

    If she says she doesn't... giddy up!

    What happened to Calchick and GC? Old news is old?

  20. Haha, Brandon Gormley's equipment got sent to Mexico so he had to sit out the first day of prospect camp.

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    2. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Was there really no equipment the coyotes had laying around? I thought there's usually spares of all that stuff?

    3. Venom52

      Venom52

      Coyotes can't afford spares.

    4. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Pretty much. Bit of a Snafu at the Airport in Phoenix.

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