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Connor McDavid has lost 5-10 LBS from an Illness known as Brockitis.
http://www.tsn.ca/mcdavid-has-lost-5-10-lbs-due-to-illness-1.924075Brockitis is an inflammation of the lining of your sense of fear tubes, caused by watching Brock Boeser as an opposition. This menace carry's pucks on the ice and from your lungs... he then mercilessly blasts them into oppositions nets. People who have brockitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. This a direct cause of witnessing the sheer dominance displayed by The Ayatollah of Brock 'N Rolla. Brockitis may be either acute or chronic. Brockitis will cause most victims severe illness and weight loss ranging from 5-30 LBS.