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Roberto luongo: IN GRADE 8 I DID A POWER POINT PRESENTATION ON “WHOOPING COUGH” AND MY OPENING SLIDE WAS A PHOTO OF WHOOPI GOLDBERG COUGHING AND I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LAUGHED AT IT AND I COULDNT START THE PRESENTATION FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD AT MY OWN JOKE

You expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!

Rush R40 tour tonight!

I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my...

Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog

Top fantasy sleepers?

HE Zhuke's he scores !

Call me crazy, but Tate Olson may be the "steal of the draft" . No homer glasses here I just really like how he looks in the offensive zone

Call me crazy, but Tate Olson may be the "steal of the draft" . No homer glasses here I just really like how he looks in the offensive zone

5000 rep. I'm so popular.

Desi backing up CanukTravella >>>> Best post of the year.

I finally see GMJB's Master Plan, Take a rag tag bunch of players and put them together to win the championship through unconventional yet solid coaching a la the Mighty Ducks

Remember all those people who didn't like the Mackenze Stewart pick? what happened to them?

New satire blog is up, give it a read if you're bored.

Has anyone else noticed that EP has write-ups on Canucks picks in all rounds, but the players surrounding them do not? Tate Olson was the 2nd-last player selected in 2015. Write-up worthy? Apparently EP is populated with 'Canucks fans?'

I'm going to the summer summit, any questions I shoudl ask?

Isn't Gaunce going to get a shot at 4C? He might be the winner.

Names for my first child?

Toorrow is a sad day. We are putting down our dog

Who won the Kessle trade?

Who won the Kessle trade?

Everybody does know we having like 20 million in Cap space for next year right? Should be an interesting UFA period next year

RIP Gross-Misconduct