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TimberWolf last won the day on September 19 2016

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  1. I just encountered some random guy in a Flyers Jersey. Game him a high five, a handshake and wished him luck

    Unrelated, I have a really awful cold and pretty sure I am contagious as hell.

    1. NewbieCanuckFan


      @TimberWolf  Well you sure as heck wouldn't want to shake *MY* hands.  Here's a hint, I generally sleep alone on weekends and must find some other avenue to release my errr........:ph34r:


    2. brilac


      I did that once at a Canucks game.  I was starting to get sick on my way to Vancouver, and when the game started I was really sick with a bad cold, and drank beer even out the sickness, so I would not feel the sickness.  These fans besides me kept giving me high fives through out the game.  I didn't really feel that bad, they told me they were secretly Oilers fans. I'm sure they got sick. 

  2. Jake waking up and "getting it" will be him finally working hard enough to be a serviceable 3rd liner that can dept to second line for very short stints. He was always going to be high floor, low ceiling. Anyone expecting him to turn into bert or neely? Man I wish you were right but if he were drafted by any other team I am sure you all would be feeling he was a bust as a high pick. that doesn't mean we shouldn't support him as a decent bottom six player. It's not his fault our goofy management drafted him where they did. That's where the fault lies.
  3. I don't think so, unfortunately, passes to him are where the play dies. Jake just doesn't have elite offensive skills. Sure, it's a hard shot and he has speed but doesn't see the ice well enough to mix with any bonafide top six players. This is not me saying we need to throw him in the trash, he's a serviceable enough bottom six player that can chip in once in a blue. It's not ideal due to his draft position but at least he can hang around the NHL. I know there are some who think he's going to magically gain levels in elite on ice awareness and become a Cam Neely tier p
  4. Ki-Ki-Ki, Ma-Ma-Ma

  5. good thing we are loading up on penalty killers
  6. Willie was a bad coach and Virt was not NHL ready. Neither had an effect on the other.
  7. R.I.P. R. Lee Ermey

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      one of the underrated movie stars  , always did the military movies he was great!  was a hard nose in real life at one time.   

      • Ermey was retroactively awarded the Marine Corps Drill Instructor Ribbon after he retired from the military due to his prior service as a Marine Corps recruit training instructor. Ermey's military awards included:[27]
      Bronze star
      Bronze star
      106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_rib Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal Ribbon
      Silver star
      106px-U.S._Marine_Corps_Drill_Instructor 106px-Vietnam_gallantry_cross-w-palm-3d. 106px-Vietnam_Campaign_Medal_ribbon_with
      1st row Meritorious Unit Commendation Good Conduct Medal w/ two 316" bronze stars National Defense Service Medal Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
      2nd row Vietnam Service Medal w/ one 316" silver star Marine Corps Drill Instructor Ribbon Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross with Palm Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal with 1960- Device
      Badges Rifle Marksman Badge Pistol Sharpshooter Badg
    2. Ghostsof1915


      Clearly God needed someone to put him to boot camp, he's packing on a few pounds.


  8. Only fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato sauce. 

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    2. luckylager


      "Can I get a large tofu pizza, with cabbage and soy cheese, on Gluten free thin crust. and undercook it a bit. Pesto/Avocado dipping sauce. Thanks"


      Eh Torts? Lol



    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      What a waste of pesto and avocado. 

    4. Mr.53
  9. If any of the teams we hate made this signing we'd be making fun of them for it. This was a bad signing and will continue to be regardless of the occasional stretch of not sucking.
  10. Work sent me a birthday card with no signatures or well wishes on it, just the generic "Happy birthday" Wow. haha

  11. Always feel like a jerk when I can;t understand someone's accent. You say "pardon me?", they repeat themselves and you still don;t understand and just kinda nod like an asshole hoping it wasn't something you needed to respond to...

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    2. luckylager


      A smile with a kind "sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say" goes a long way most times, at least for me.

    3. -AJ-


      Trust me, it's even worse when you're hearing impaired like me. I rely so heavily on lip reading, but some non-native speakers speak so differently that lip reading doesn't help me much. I feel ya.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Loud car stereos and parties have also made rely on lip reading... I can't understand people who speak clearly in the same dialect as I do if they are even looking away from me.

  12. Tanev has 18 career goals? I can't remember one of them
  13. Every time a goal stops a Sven shot Heros Hockey is deprived of 500 dollars....
  14. Ever go a while without shaving then finally do but realize you missed one tiny hair at the side of your mouth? That pointy little bastard is driving me nuts

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      it is mo vember  you can start the rest of it around that single hair

    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      kinda like building a house around a new door knob ,as the saying goes....

    3. Raymond Luxury Yacht
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