Keslerific

I went to do my advanced voting today because I'm away for work next Monday. I show up and the lineup is 90 minutes - 2 hours and half the line up is in the rain. I will not be voting this year it would seem. Dissapointed but not standing in the rain for an hour.

13 rookies with more points than McDavid.

Dam it feels good to be a Nucklehead in CGY today :D

Brendan Gaunce not on Canucks team website roster no longer. Safe to say he's been sent down. Should be 1st callup for us.

“What, there’s no almond milk in this mothef*****??” - Ryan Kesler

The world needs good grapefruit or guava sodas in it. Tell me who's doing it right?

We should sign Radek Bonk for the 4C role

I may have had a full on freak out when my boyfriend showed me the video of Pokemon Go. Full on nerd moment.

Bibbidi....Bobbidi....Boo

Anybody know how to get cellulite off of my inner thighs? I'm 6'2, 156 pounds. Pretty lean and fit, but just recently found out cellulite around my inner thighs. I run a A LOT too and what I'm eating is healthy.

That Spotify/Rogers commercial gave me cancer

Just gave my two weeks. I'm so happy now.

Are ya ready kids?

Spectacular Auroura Borealis in north Calgary right now

Just downloaded NHL 15 for PS3. Haven't played a video game in 10+ years. What do I need to know?

Patrick Kane is a.........

Question... Pat Kane gets charged with rape, given community service and no prison time. However, he is not allowed to be in the NHL for the next 4 years. Now, he wants to sign in Vancouver, and Vancouver only.... do you sign him?

I like how even the mods on the HF board make immature jokes about Benning.

New Narwhal Hockey blog is up. Come for the Hockey, stay for the Narwhal.

New Narwhal Hockey blog is up. Come for the Hockey, stay for the Narwhal.

Best CDC bromance?

Up next Benning trades Desi for a Heavy Grinder

"Bae" is the Danish word for poop, bae.

"Bae" is the Danish word for poop, bae.