Tortorella's Rant

I'm bald, I used to pay $12+$3 tip to my barber (She was awesome, stand up comedian on the side, too!)

I ended up wanting to shave my head more frequently so I just decided to buy my own clippers and do it myself every 2 weeks. Have a mirror to make sure I haven't left any crab grass up top.

I would trade all of it for my beautiful mop I enjoyed in my early to mid 20s with expensive hair cuts!

Should be an express lane at Starbucks or any coffee place where if you JUST WANT COFFEE....no mochas, yadda yadda, you get in the express lane. Let the people with the grocery list on their coffees line up. 

I get my haircut about every 8 weeks at a nice salon.  It's $52 + tip.  My hairdresser is a nice gal, and has great style too!  I am getting my hair done on Saturday, and I am not sure what I want.  I can either leave it the same length and have it thinned or have it all chopped off.  I had my hair chopped off in 2014 to a pixie cut/really short hair.