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Tortorella's Rant

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  1. Tortorella's Rant

    Dreamt we were in the SCF. Except against the Stars. And we had home ice advantage. But lost game 1 and were losing game 2.

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      Tortorella's Rant

      If only I could choose what I could dream about.. :bigblush:

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  2. Tortorella's Rant

    Dreamt we were in the SCF. Except against the Stars. And we had home ice advantage. But lost game 1 and were losing game 2.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      #scary

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  3. Tortorella's Rant

    What grown man shares his FB account with his wife. Pathetic. 

  4. Tortorella's Rant

    What grown man shares his FB account with his wife. Pathetic. 

  5. ReggieBush

    Imagine meeting a girl so pretty that your heart skips a beat every time you even think of her. Imagine her having a beautiful sense of compassion, caring, and understanding. Sounds wonderful right? Now imagine her looking into your eyes genuinely, drawing you in, then she flips a switch and begins playing you like a fiddle.

     

     

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      Tortorella's Rant

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  6. Tortorella's Rant

    16 year old N driving a McLaren just now. Dunno how daddy earned his money but common sense isn't all that common. 

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      Tortorella's Rant

      Plus, I mean, those cars are one reason why ICBC is such a dumpster fire. Then it's handled by an inexperienced driver. And then when you hear about these cars being impounded it's typically this scenario

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  7. Tortorella's Rant

    16 year old N driving a McLaren just now. Dunno how daddy earned his money but common sense isn't all that common. 

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I'm jealous because an inexperienced driver year old doesn't need a car that can hit 100KM in 2.7 seconds on the way to grade 10 math class? 

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  8. Tortorella's Rant

    16 year old N driving a McLaren just now. Dunno how daddy earned his money but common sense isn't all that common. 

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      Tortorella's Rant

      16 or 17. My mum works at the school. So the front row of cars are like this.. Honda beater, old Toyota Pickup, McLaren, PT Cruiser.. 

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  9. Alflives

    Are we vicious enough?

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      Tortorella's Rant

      More concerned about their ability to fold like a cheap tent. 

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  10. Tortorella's Rant

    you can't scream dope in a bank, Ricky. 

  11. BrockBoester

    I'm at that halfway point in the bottle where its like the point of no return or whatnot.

     

    Should I keep going or save the other half for tomorrow evening?

     

    Only expert/experienced opinions need apply.

     

    Cheers!

     

    PS I hereby promise not to $&!#post or make a stupid thread tonight under the excuse of intoxication.

     

    Love you CDC

     

    -BB

  12. #Canucks

    Ovechkin and Backstroms 900th career game together. Mind blowing Stats Below:

     

  13. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting fired the last day before Christmas break #damn

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      Tortorella's Rant

      So the girl did something illegal the other day and was terminated today. I won't say but, it's certainly understandable now

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  14. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting fired the last day before Christmas break #damn

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      Tortorella's Rant

      Sales is brutal. Most don't last that long at it. We have a sales department and there are two that have been there since forever and the rest below them probably have a short shelf life. We end with different software sales reps all the time - every few months its a new face - either the previous was fired or moved on

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  15. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting fired the last day before Christmas break #damn

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      Tortorella's Rant

      Good point. I guess not. It's $&!#ty regardless of when it happens and there's no real ideal time. I'd personally rather not have it weigh on my mind over Christmas tho

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  16. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting fired the last day before Christmas break #damn

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      They get a swift kick in the ass

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  17. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting fired the last day before Christmas break #damn

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      Tortorella's Rant

      Some girl. 

      Must've been something stupid because that's harsh treatment. You'd figure if it were to happen it would be upon their day of return

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  18. Tortorella's Rant

    Getting fired the last day before Christmas break #damn

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      Tortorella's Rant

      Not me tho. lmao

      But someone else here I didn't mind having around. Must've been pretty egregious behavior to get that treatment.. 

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  19. Twilight Sparkle

    Chris Tanev with an RKO outta nowhere 

  20. J-23

    How much would it take to sign Hall this offseason? Max?

  21. BrockBoester

    Kovalchuk is a free agent! GMJB get on it! :bigblush:

  22. -DLC-

    St. Louis scored 4 unanswered goals on the Avs.  Does that mean Colorado sucks?

  23. Twilight Sparkle

    Hey hey. member when people were stoked on finally getting Ferland? Yea sure I member. 

  24. JustABandwagoner

    I saw on twitter somewhere canucks are scouting the Kings a lot. Maybe toffoli? 

     

    What would it cost? Virt + prospect like Gadj? 

     

    But hes a rental so idk :/ 

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      Tortorella's Rant

      Graovac, Motte, 5th for Kopitar. 

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  25. Vinny in Vancouver

    Looks like Ottawa's copying the Lindenning Retool and not the Shanaplan.

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