BananaMash Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Do you need to let off steam? Welcome to your new home. The newest rendition of 'Say Mean Things to BananaMash' is here. Free coupon for a small slurpee for every participant. Remember, it's okay to be angry at the world and take it out on me. Go! Link to comment
JohnLocke Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Your face is a slurpee Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You're roughly on par with Pitbull. Link to comment
Chalky Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You'll never be half the man your mom is. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 Your face is a slurpee You're roughly on par with Pitbull. You'll never be half the man your mom is. print this out and go to your local 7/11 to redeem one free slurpee. Link to comment
Baer. Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. I hate you. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 print this out and go to your local 7/11 to redeem one free slurpee. can you send it in PDF form? trying to order online Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 can you send it in PDF form? no, will JPG do? Link to comment
Heretic Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! JK Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 no, will JPG do? this will go great on my geocities site Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 this will go great on my geocities site xXKazKoolDoodxX.goecities.com is my favorite internet page! I asked my mom for permission before browsing, and now it's my homepage! Link to comment
jdatb Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when". Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 xXKazKoolDoodxX.goecities.com is my favorite internet page! I asked my mom for permission before browsing, and now it's my homepage! Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 worse than kaz that's standard issue Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You can't cut a promo to save your life. Link to comment
Edlerberry Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 bananamash: format cdc like hf edition Link to comment
smithers joe Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 you dirty cheaty rat...your being a real pain in the nuisance...too bad your so bowlegged, but you do really sit around the room.. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 14, 2015 Author Share Posted September 14, 2015 That feeling when Smithers Joe roasts me better than Tom Sestito could ever even try and do. Link to comment
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