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#31 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 03:17 AM

I fail to see what the problem is...

glad you're not turned off by the mutant fish with a sideways mouth and eyes on one side of its face
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 01:39 PM

glad you're not turned off by the mutant fish with a sideways mouth and eyes on one side of its face


It takes a lot to turn me off, after all, I'm a heathly, strong 24 year old.

Wait, what are talking about? Oh yeah mutant fish!

Ummm... Sorry I'm just too distracted... Ugh... Mucky dingos!!

Blargh!!
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 07:58 PM

It takes a lot to turn me off, after all, I'm a heathly, strong 24 year old.

Wait, what are talking about? Oh yeah mutant fish!

Ummm... Sorry I'm just too distracted... Ugh... Mucky dingos!!

Blargh!!

nothing, eh? How about a healthy, strong 21 year old? Eh?
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 08:09 PM

nothing, eh? How about a healthy, strong 21 year old? Eh?


What are we talking about?

I am so confused right now...
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 11:57 PM

What are we talking about?

I am so confused right now...

Well, it seemed like you were trying to prove that your libido was so strong that mutant fish wouldn't turn you off..
and then it seemed like A wanted to see if he could turn you off. lol.
how about a strong, healthy 33 year old? eh? eh?

21 and 24.. sigh.. savour it, men!! get your women now! NOW!!
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 08:47 AM

29 and feelin' fine, britches. Bring it.
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 07:56 PM

Well, it seemed like you were trying to prove that your libido was so strong that mutant fish wouldn't turn you off..
and then it seemed like A wanted to see if he could turn you off. lol.
how about a strong, healthy 33 year old? eh? eh?

21 and 24.. sigh.. savour it, men!! get your women now! NOW!!


Well, I would be turned on right now, but all the hotties... Argon....

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 04:29 AM

Well, I would be turned on right now, but all the hotties... Argon....

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:bigblush: Argon..


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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:16 AM

I believe Clownfishes mate with their children or something like that... So that pretty much ruins NEMO...


Well, at least we know why Marlin wanted to find him so bad.

Edited by ER15, 02 January 2013 - 05:04 PM.

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:01 AM

How obsessive some people are.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:03 AM

How obsessive some people are.


Who's obsessive? Why are you talking to people? What do you mean? Is there something you should be telling me? Who are you? Where'd you put my Ovaltine?!
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:28 AM

Who's obsessive? Why are you talking to people? What do you mean? Is there something you should be telling me? Who are you? Where'd you put my Ovaltine?!


Woah! Woah! Calm down! I got your Vicodin, eer, your Ovaltine here!

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:29 PM

mmmm... ovaltine..

someone posted a photo of his gf's feet on fb. WHY, MAN? WHY???????
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:45 PM

Whatever King of the ES is thinking these days.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 02:56 AM

i just read how anglerfish mate. yuck.

essentially, the tiny male can't live on its own; he smells out the huge female, bites into her skin, releasing an enzyme which fuses his mouth to her (and eventually his entire body).

from the national geographic website:

When a young, free-swimming male angler encounters a female, he latches onto her with his sharp teeth. Over time, the male physically fuses with the female, connecting to her skin and bloodstream and losing his eyes and all his internal organs except the testes. A female will carry six or more males on her body.


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Posted 21 February 2013 - 04:59 AM

How hot dogs are prepared and any meat in general.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:45 AM

mmmm... ovaltine..

someone posted a photo of his gf's feet on fb. WHY, MAN? WHY???????


wings_imagery feet?
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:56 AM

wings_imagery feet?

that's a vile thought.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 09:01 AM

i just read how anglerfish mate. yuck.

essentially, the tiny male can't live on its own; he smells out the huge female, bites into her skin, releasing an enzyme which fuses his mouth to her (and eventually his entire body).

from the national geographic website:

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 01:21 PM

wings_imagery feet?

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gee, thanks av. now i'm wondering which part is a male.. or WAS a male. guh. just in time for lunch!
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 03:03 PM

jello is a meat by-product.


It is made of hydrolyzed collagen, a protein found in bone, skin and ligaments. It gets so thoroughly processed that the end result is not classified as a meat product by the FDA. 100% made of meat but it is not meat...
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 04:22 PM

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 04:25 PM

Everything that can possibly be known is worth knowing. ;)
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 21 February 2013 - 04:28 PM

hey scott, didn't you quit CDC for the 5th time not too long ago?
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 04:33 PM

don't care bro. bored, back now.
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 09 April 2013 - 12:02 PM

does anyone like figs? i used to..
just found out they're not vegan because it's a birth place and graveyard for fig-wasps. :sick:

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 12:14 PM

I'm currently travelling in Asia and due to jet-lag I decided I needed a few drinks to help me sleep. I was watching tv and had a couple of rum and cokes in an otherwise dark room. I had a few and poured myself another. The last one tasted kinda funny but I thought that it was possibly from my cup that might've had some air freshener or something similar on the glass. I had another few sips and then later went to the toilet to wash out my cup. Upon turning on the light I noticed perhaps 100 small ants drowning in my drink. I figure I ate 50-100 little tiny ants.
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 12:33 PM

does anyone like figs? i used to..
just found out they're not vegan because it's a birth place and graveyard for fig-wasps. :sick:

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that just makes me love figs more.

a non-vegan fruit? Sign me up!
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 01:04 PM

I'm currently travelling in Asia and due to jet-lag I decided I needed a few drinks to help me sleep. I was watching tv and had a couple of rum and cokes in an otherwise dark room. I had a few and poured myself another. The last one tasted kinda funny but I thought that it was possibly from my cup that might've had some air freshener or something similar on the glass. I had another few sips and then later went to the toilet to wash out my cup. Upon turning on the light I noticed perhaps 100 small ants drowning in my drink. I figure I ate 50-100 little tiny ants.

protein with your alcohol, sir?

mine was coconut juice. funny how they just jump to their death like lemmings

that just makes me love figs more.

a non-vegan fruit? Sign me up!

lol. it's not as if it's bacon in its fun filled center, ave, it's insect remains.
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:45 AM

protein with your alcohol, sir?

mine was coconut juice. funny how they just jump to their death like lemmings


lol. it's not as if it's bacon in its fun filled center, ave, it's insect remains.

its not like i haven't eaten my fair share of bugs in my years on this earth. it's not like you're going to be adversely affected by it either. besides it's not every fig.


also, no wonder bacon wrapped figs are so damn good...
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