DarthMelvin Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 What is scary is some kids never grow out of their idiocy. Link to comment
goalie13 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 I have no kids, but my dog miscalculated me opening the door, then walked right into it before I could open it. Oops. Link to comment
riffraff Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Kids aren’t idiots. they aren’t informed. And those who are responsible for informing them bare whatever title is suitable. Link to comment
Popular Post luckylager Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2019 Not that the kid was being an idiot, just a good story - While we're all sitting around in the evening, my wife says we should renew our vows so we can go on a second honeymoon. The boy says "you can get married twice? Whoa. So that makes you like stuck... Dad... Like stuck forever?" Wife didn't find it nearly as funny as I did. And yes, I'm in more trouble than the kid. 2 1 2 Link to comment
Putgolzin Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Son: Daddy knock knock! Me: Buddy, just enough ok? There’s been way too much potty talk today. Son: Daddy! it’s not potty talk! Knock KNOCK! Me: ugh fine who’s there Son: Tomatoes Me: Tomatoes who Son: Tomatoes eat their own poo! 1 1 Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 "I got a new girlfriend!" Oh, really? What's her name? "I don't remember..." 1 Link to comment
triangulate Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 me: Hey kid, how does a toaster work? A friend's kid: You put the bread in, press the button and toast pops out. me: But what happens to the bread? kid: It falls into the drawer below the toaster. me:..... fair 'nuff. 1 Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted October 30, 2019 Author Share Posted October 30, 2019 "On Halloween I think we're doing Halloween stuff." Link to comment
luckylager Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I got the kids these "stress ball" queeze toys a few weeks ago at bolan books while Christmas shopping for my dad. Both kids are like me an tend to fidget so I thought it would help them focus on their homework. Well my daughter couldn't put it down. She spent the last few weeks trying to kill it... tonight, she was successful. The wife and I warned her it'll break "I don't care" she says We remind her "I LOVE SQUISHING IT!" She announces Well tonight she murdered it. The thing blew up right in her hands and shot some sort of weird shaving cream substance on the floor, wall, coffee table... her face, her pj's and all up her arms! What does she do? She screamed like she just squished a beloved pet with a brick. A blood curdling scream that was probably noted by child protection services. Permanently on record as if this poor child had witnessed, and been party to, a murder. My wife is still mad at me and the boy. We both shed tears. Tears of laughter I havent laughed so hard at somebody's anguish since 1995. 1 Link to comment
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