TimberWolf

For some reason I call every crow I pass "Crow-bro" Like "What up, Crow-bro?"

fries before guys

Fool me once...shame on you...fool me you can't get fooled again..

Since the rise of humans do you think that there has ever been a period of time without war?

Okay. here's the situation, my parents went away on a weeks vacation. 

Which Canuck should be on my next shirsey/jersey? Already have Hank and Bo sweaters.

It's supposed to hit highs of 101°F-108°F (38°C-42°C) here this week!  Ugh. 

Is it legal for me to shorten "it would have not" to it'd'ven't?

Yup, my worst nightmare came true. Someone knocked on the office door and said that they can hear me singing and that I should probably stop or just hum the songs. Okay so, I'm gonna go bury myself into the ground cause that was really embarrassing. Bye forever

Yup, my worst nightmare came true. Someone knocked on the office door and said that they can hear me singing and that I should probably stop or just hum the songs. Okay so, I'm gonna go bury myself into the ground cause that was really embarrassing. Bye forever

The Empire did nothing wrong.

Apparently Pokemon Go is now more popular than porn.

As soon as I found out there was no notification for getting a minus I quit using it. If I'm going to minus someone I want them to know its me.

bill understands me

Question, what does Hansen have to do to get PP time on this god damned team? 22 even strength goals is no joke.

Have you guys ever seen in a trade proposal what actually happened in the NHL?

If you could grow 20 feet tall would you be instantly hungry because you only ate enough for a normal human earlier? 

CDC complains we don't have enough draft picks. Then wants us to give up draft picks for offer sheets. 

Remember Santorelli. Was a beast with the Canucks.

CDC complains we don't have enough draft picks. Then wants us to give up draft picks for offer sheets. 

Would you be mad if Canucks traded down to pick Dante Fabbro?

Can't figure out what those two black dots are on my Scooby-Doo post

Can't figure out what those two black dots are on my Scooby-Doo post

Can't figure out what those two black dots are on my Scooby-Doo post

that removed thread cost me a rep point.